What I Did This Weekend, By The trista

[trista]

My long weekend included X-Men in the theater and several movies on DVD, a bike ride, a horrible allergy attack (Snot Level = Horrifically High), biscuits and gravy, lots of reading, some cashews, grocery shopping, a very soft stuffed cow with gigantic eyes OMGCUTE, turkey burgers with hummus and red onion, pretending to bond with Crazy Eddie when

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[trista]

The humidity here is nothing compared to the humidity in Florida. Not that it's dry here, but I actually find myself missing Florida's humidity. In fact, when people ask me whether I miss Florida, my answer is "Just my family and my hair." It doesn't curl properly without all that moisture in the air. I don't think I'd know what to do with even less humidity. I can't wrap my brain around the concept. Srsly. Don't people just, like, drop from dehydration?

*sends brainwave*

Notice I only sent one? It's all I can spare. ;)

So, yeah. It's like a scale. On one side we have OMGHOT and on the other we have EWPASTYLEGS. OMGHOT has begun to outweigh EWPASTYLEGS. I feel sorry for the Minnesotites. I considered letting a Ray of the Evil Day Star touch me, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I should probably hire someone to walk along ahead of me and hand out sunglasses to those who might glance toward my legs, though.

[trista]

Ack! Not the Rays! Actually, I'd probably be all about The Evil Day Star if I didn't burn-peel-freckle. Yurg. It's such a horrible look from start to finish. I'm envious of people who actually tan and who look nice when it happens.

[trista]

I tried the tanning bed thing once. I was in high school, and it was the day of a band concert. My best friend and I went, and I spent all of five minutes in the tanning bed. He got to go for 15, and I was in full high-school-girl righteous indignation mode about that. So, we did our tanning thing, then went back to school, changed into our uniforms, and did the concert. Later, people who'd been in the audience kept asking me if I was okay. I had no idea what they were talking about until one of my friends said, "Um, Jacqui? You look, um, radioactive?" I watched the tape of the concert, and she was right! I glowed. And not in a good way. I thought maybe it was just the stage lights, but when I got home and looked in the mirror I realized I looked like a lobster. ALL OVER. Won't be doing that again!

[trista]

I can definitely live with that. ;)