Not Fit For Human Consumption.

[trista]

Can someone please explain to me why people insist on covering my salads with mushrooms? Honestly. Yick.

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[damuddymeg]

Oh thank goodness--people who eat raw mushrooms on salads make me cringe. Try to feed them to me, and I'll bite you instead.

[trista]

I think you, The fontosaurus, and I are the only people in all the universe who understand just how wrong mushrooms are.

*shudder*

I do have to admit to trying a mushroom soup a few months ago and loving it so much that I ordered it again. But it was made by a chef with mad soup skillz, and I can't imagine ever willingly eating another mushroomy product.

[damuddymeg]

I have to say that cooked, sometimes, they're not bad. And certain kinds of mushrooms are better than others. But raw mushrooms are totally, unequivocally vile. Right up there with eggplant.

[trista]

Eeeewwww. Cooked mushrooms are even worse than raw ones. The have The Squish. There is nothing more horrid than The Squish. Unless it is a vegetable that has the word "greens" in its name. Ugh.

I quite like eggplant.

[butisitiambic]

Are these random people or the salad-makers - I'm just trying to establish motive here...

[trista]

*shriek*

Primarily the salad makers. I think there might be the occasional drive-by mushrooming, though, when I'm not looking.

[butisitiambic]

The last thing you should do while 'shrooming is drive!!!

But my hunch is either a) they just make crappy salads or II) they are trying to slowly poison you.

[trista]

I think II is probably accurate. It's a mushroom conspiracy!

*choke*

[trista]

Ppppbbbttt.

*shriek*

I think you're probably right. And, as butisitiambic says, they're most likely trying to kill me.

[trista]

Dammit. I crocheted this throne all by myself. I will not give it up!

Thank you for offering to be my Personal Taster and Mushroom Remover. That is very kind of you. Unless.... You aren't one of those people who likes mushrooms, are you?

Mushrooms

[seviana]

Are like paracites living off dead things or about to die things. Off of fertilizer or multch. Raw is not good, cept for Enochi.

I like oriental soups wiht shrroms. Those are good. I hate mushrooms on pizza or salds, cept for said Enochi.

Baked Stuffed portabelows with lots of garlic and cheese. those are ok.

Bring on the Eggplant parmesean.

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[trista]

Baked Stuffed portabelows with lots of garlic and cheese. those are ok.

*gag*

Oh, ick. Why would you ruin perfectly good garlic and cheese but touching them with a mushroom?!

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[seviana]

Beats the heck out of that Scandinavian treat Sultz.

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[trista]

What's that? I've never heard of it.

[bitchblossom]

oh, no! i love mushrooms, but only when cooked. raw, they're like eating cork, only less tasty. yak!!

[trista]

Eeeeew. They're even worse when they're cooked, though. Because then they have The Squish. *shudder*

[bitchblossom]

lol! i'll take 'the squish' over the cork factor. =p

[trista]

I'm anti-Squish and anti-cork. Seriously. Just say no.