Nathan's Voicemail

Feb 23, 2020 10:34

"Yeah, it's Nathan. I'm not here obviously but if you leave a message, I'm sure my secretary will deliver the message to me."

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"After she's done blowing me."

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Crazy Phone Day! shes_got_legs January 8 2011, 02:28:16 UTC
"Hey, it's your awesome roommate! Remember how we're going to be awesome and everything and let the other know if we...you know...'needed the room?" Well, guess who does! Oh, not all night...I don't think. I mean, it's entirely possible....It would be kind of...heeee, well...I don't know! I'll see how it goes, but, yes, please? Pretty please with sugar on top? You're the best roommate ever! Bye!"

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Re: Crazy Phone Day! tripledmyself January 8 2011, 03:05:53 UTC
[Sent here!]

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Crazy Phone Day not_tylerdurden January 8 2011, 02:44:09 UTC
[from here]

So, wait, Sookie's a stripper?

Which one's Sookie again?

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Re: Crazy Phone Day tripledmyself January 8 2011, 03:08:52 UTC
[And that went here!]

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Phone Day Whack! sweet_balls January 8 2011, 03:48:48 UTC
[From here!]

"And I do like the way he makes me feel! And, to be totally honest, I would ride that for hours."

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LEFT OUTSIDE ROOM DOOR chief_cheerio September 3 2011, 13:01:46 UTC
One boxed cupcake and a campaign flier.

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dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 02:05:25 UTC
Nathan could thank Kenzi for this.

"I don't have a crush on you! I don't! But you kiss well! Reeeeeally reeeeeally reeeeeeeeeally well! We should be friends! We! You and me! And you can show me how you did that -- that thing! That you did!"

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