Re: The BardollpocalypseSeptember 23 2011, 00:05:52 UTC
Topher was not dressed like the typical teenage drinker. Nope, it was a button-down and a sweater vest for him, and khakis to boot. And he had a smirk on. Oh, yes he did.
"Ohhh." A less-plotty plot. Kenzi settled down, vaguely reassured. "Are you going to put it back? ... and I want you to try this. Department of Quality Control," Kenzi said, trying to sound official. Then she grinned. "I'll give you a free soda if you try, like, three of these?"
Thus proving he had no social skills, but did have social instincts.
"Not a whiskey guy, okay." Kenzi grinned and poured him a shot of rum. "So, when Quinn was done being nice to you, did you agree to put the soda back?"
"Rum. Arrrrr! Drink of pirates and squirrels!" Actually... "Here, I'll put it in a cola drink." Kenzi grinned as she poured and handed it over. "So was she annoyed or happy after you said no returns?"
"So you're getting her coffee?" Kenzi pouted, and decided to take a small shot of rum for herself. As consolation! "I don't know if I like that and hey! Hmm. Maybe I should put booze in Mountain Dew? Something has to taste good like that."
"YES. Okay it would take like half-an-hour to be solid, but-- here, drink this--"
Dew with rum. A Dewrunrun. Have fun with that, Topher, while Kenzi goes looking for the Jell-O packets. "Lime or orange! Oh hey, why not both, we have ice cube trays!"
Re: The BardollpocalypseSeptember 23 2011, 01:29:37 UTC
Yeah, Topher would basically take anything with Mountain Dew in it, thank you. And quickly, too. So quickly, in fact, that it left him just sliiiightly unsteady.
It was a good thing he was good with his hands, in fact, because he nearly toppled off a barstool before catching himself and pulling himself back up.
Kenzi popped up like a jack-in-the-box, already pouring the powder in a big mixing bowl and adding water from the bar sprayer. "You okay there, Topher? Here, have peanuts. It'll stabilize you." Or dehydrate you. Hmm. "We need a flash-chiller here. Like on Iron Chef!" She picked up the bottles, considering. "Okay, so, lime goes with... not rum. TEQUILA. YES. And the orange goes with the rum and maybe some... hmmmm... vodka?"
"Guess who was nice to me today."
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"Nope," he said, popping the P on purpose. "Student Council girl. From the Jell-o party."
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He was happy with his Mountain Dew addiction, thanks.
"And I dunno. She talked about how there's never soda in the common room." Beat. "Which is 'cause I took it."
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"I... don't trust you," he said cautiously. "But okay."
Gingerly, he picked up the glass she'd set in front of him, held it up almost to his mouth, then glanced down into it.
And then drank it, then promptly wiped his mouth on his previously unstained shirt.
"Ew."
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"Not a whiskey guy, okay." Kenzi grinned and poured him a shot of rum. "So, when Quinn was done being nice to you, did you agree to put the soda back?"
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He pointed at the rum. "What's this?"
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Sniff of the rum, then an experimental sip, followed by him downing the whole shot.
"Whoa." Topher shook his head as if stunned. "Tha's better."
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Wait.
"Can you put booze in Jell-o?" Someone had never heard of a Jello-shot.
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"YES. Okay it would take like half-an-hour to be solid, but-- here, drink this--"
Dew with rum. A Dewrunrun. Have fun with that, Topher, while Kenzi goes looking for the Jell-O packets. "Lime or orange! Oh hey, why not both, we have ice cube trays!"
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It was a good thing he was good with his hands, in fact, because he nearly toppled off a barstool before catching himself and pulling himself back up.
"Whoa."
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