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Caritas, Thursday evening (9/22)

Sep 22, 2011 17:55

Kenzi had badgered the Zombie band into playing When You're Evil and was going for the best of Voltaire tonight.

She might have a cunning plan.

Drink up!

tyrion lannister, caritas, kenzi, topher brink

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Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 00:05:52 UTC

Topher was not dressed like the typical teenage drinker. Nope, it was a button-down and a sweater vest for him, and khakis to boot. And he had a smirk on. Oh, yes he did.

"Guess who was nice to me today."

Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 01:34:24 UTC

"I don't liiiike peanuts," he complained. And spun on the chair! Spinny! Spinny was yay! "I want wings." He went very intense and wide-eyed, leaning in toward Kenzi. "Are there wings nearby?"

Re: The Bar regretiz4suckas September 23 2011, 01:37:27 UTC

"TINO!" Kenzi hollered. Tino flinched, and looked over with some wariness. "WINGS FOR TOPHER!" In a normal tone, she said, "Buffalo or regular?"

Then she was pouring the liquid concoctions into the ice trays, cackling under her breath as Topher spun. "How you feelin' there, Topher?"

Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 01:39:59 UTC

"I would liiiiiike..."

He stopped and thought for a full minute, rolling his tongue all the while. And if he spun on the chair at the same time, it made even more exciting rolling noises! Rolling rolling rolling! Wheeeeee!

"...RANCH, thank you, and you?"

Re: The Bar regretiz4suckas September 23 2011, 01:42:16 UTC

"See! You have manners! And social skills! I'm so proud of you." Who knew giving him booze would excavate those. "RANCH, TINO. And don't mess with them, I know where you live."

Maybe she did, maybe she didn't, but she bet she could find out.

"I am doing just fine." Another teeny rum shot, nom. Waaay behind Topher, but that was okay. "See, now you'll know, you get invited somewhere, what you like!"

And into the mini-fridge-with-freezer go the ice cube trays full of soon-to-be-jiggly doom. "What do you want to try now?"

Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 01:44:22 UTC

"I wanna tryyyyyyyyyyy..."

He stood up on the stool, holding his arms out at ninety-degree angles to avoid falling, and squinted at the myriad of alcoholic options.

"What's thaaaaat?" He pointed to what appeared to be a frozen margarita machine.

Yes. Topher liked girl drinks. So what?

Re: The Bar regretiz4suckas September 23 2011, 01:46:55 UTC

Topher had wonderful balance for a totally totally drunk guy!

"Thaaaat makes tasty tasty frozen fun!" Kenzi wrestled it down and started loading it up with ice. "Pineapple? Or strawberry? Ooo! Pineapple-strawberry!"

And a very big helping of tequila and triple sec, oh yes.

Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 01:50:49 UTC

And Topher chose that moment to jump off the stool and land on his -- well, on just about all of him.

Then he stood up, swayed, and declared, "I gotta make a call. Where's my phoooone?"

It was on the bar.

Re: The Bar regretiz4suckas September 23 2011, 01:56:54 UTC

When the frozen margarita mixer shut off, Kenzi said, "What? Oh."

A better friend would have stopped this right there. "Here!"

Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 01:59:38 UTC

"I gotta call Peter. Gotta!"

So he did.

"Peter, you should smile more! You're so grumpy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time! It's bad to be grouchy. Bad! For your health!"

A glass shattered.

"Uh oh! Kenzi, hellllllllllll--"

At which point he dropped his phone.

Re: The Bar regretiz4suckas September 23 2011, 02:06:26 UTC

"Wuh-oh!" Kenzi shook a finger at him, then got out the dustpan and brush to clean up the glass, scolding, "Here! You're gonna break it! Put it down on the bar, call Peter back. Tell him you're okay. Tell him I said hi!"

Muahahaha.

Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 02:08:47 UTC

Topher pouted. "But I miss him! He's like... he's like awesome. He's not as -- as -- as niiiiiice-looking as Tony, but that's not his fault."

Re: The Bar regretiz4suckas September 23 2011, 02:10:47 UTC

Wait, where was her iPhone to record this? Have another Dewrunrum, Topher. "So you think Tony is good looking? ... You should probably tell him that, too, you know?"

Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 02:13:03 UTC

"Dunwannit," Topher said, pushing the drink away. "Wanna talk to Peter. And Tony! Both! And... the guy! The guy I kissed! Irish guy. Gotta call him."

He looked pleadingly up at Kenzi.

"Can you find Irish Guy?" he pleaded, holding up his phone at her. Sure enough, she would be able to find a person listed in there under the name Irish Guy.

Re: The Bar regretiz4suckas September 23 2011, 02:14:42 UTC

"Gimme that," Kenzi demanded, and looked. Yes. Irish Guy. "You kissed him? Wait, when was this?" Press SEND and then hand it back to Topher. "You can have the strawberry-pineapple margarita after, tell me if it's good."

Hmm, maybe she'd have one for herself.

Re: The Bar dollpocalypse September 23 2011, 02:16:41 UTC

Topher held up a shaky, but very stern finger as he held the phone out several inches away from his ear.

When he heard the start of the prerecorded message, he exclaimed, "Iri--" before realizing that it wasn't his turn to leave a message yet. Then he waited patiently for the beep.

"I don't have a crush on you! I don't! But you kiss well! Reeeeeally reeeeeally reeeeeeeeeally well! We should be friends! We! You and me! And you can show me how you did that -- that thing! That you did!"

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