Nathan's Voicemail

[tripledmyself]

"Yeah, it's Nathan. I'm not here obviously but if you leave a message, I'm sure my secretary will deliver the message to me."

Pause.

"After she's done blowing me."

Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[glacial_witch]

[From here]

One would think after spending so much time with Ben and Ender, Karla would know what a soldering iron was. Unfortunately, that was not true.

"Look, I'm glad your, umm, experiments are going well?" Karla said. "But I'm pretty certain that I don't need to know about them or your soldering iron."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[tripledmyself]

[That went here!]

Crazy Phone Day!

[vanillajello]

[From here!]

"Look, I know half the school probably knows about my breakup, but that doesn't mean I'm switching to chicks. Especially ones that don't even know my name! So take your dinners and sex shops somewhere else, mmkay?"

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[tripledmyself]

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Wacky Phone Day!

[angelo_wings]

"Hey. Uh. I picked tiger. ... That doesn't mean you're going to break up with me, does it?"

Re: Wacky Phone Day!

[tripledmyself]

[And that went here!]

Crazy Phone Day!

[wesleynotponcy]

Thinking this was going to Kennedy --

"Er, yes, hi. I just got back the other day and I was wondering if you might like to patrol together sometime, or resume our sparring routine? I went on numerous vampire patrols in Los Angeles over the past several months and I've some ideas I'd like to show you, particularly an adapted staking technique I think you'll find works rather well."

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[tripledmyself]

[And that went here!]

phone day!

[dabblinginbitch]

[From here!]

"Horse-faced? Who the hell are you? Clearly you need to spend some time looking at a horse, because the resemblance? Not there.

Also, DDR kind of sucks."

Re: phone day!

[tripledmyself]

[And that went here!]