science!

[trikotomy]

If you wrap a frozen mouse in a heating pad on it's lowest setting, when you come back two hours later you will have… a frozen mouse. However, when you come back eight hours later you will have an exploded mouse. A snake will still eat it, however the abnormally violent reaction to the heat and smell combined with the nonexistent structural

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[_wastrel]

It's the words "curiously delicious" that really make the whole entry. By all accounts of who I'm supposed to be, I shouldn't find exploded mouse funny in any context. Now look what you've turned me into.

[trikotomy]

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, we accept him, we accept him!
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us!