Now I keep finding shit missing from the kitchen. It is likely it was all taken at the same time the other weekend, though. Tried to make lemonade last night and found the sugar container gone. How fucking expensive is a pound of sugar? A buck, maybe? Made spaghetti tonight and the fucking collandar is gone. Found my favorite pot missing, one ( Read more... )

Was watching a little pr0n...

Is it me or does Sasha Grey sound like a Muppet sometimes?
Again... is it me, or does it seem like she must be really fucked up IRL? I mean, really fucked up.

I'm gonna have to change the locks. I was out of town Thursday and part of Friday and I asked my wife to look after our pets. I came home and found that she hadn't touched the cat litter, all the water containers were low or dry and something looked different about the kitchen counter tops. Finally last night it dawned on me that she'd taken most ( Read more... )

Pickle counts as a serving of vegetable, right?

Odd question for those equestrians among you- While riding have you ever felt pain in your clit? English saddle... large horse. I dunno.

So I'm going back to school- again. This will have been the 6th institution of higher learning I've attended. At least I don't have that many damned transcripts floating about there ( Read more... )

read a disturbing e-mail that had been forwarded who knows how many times ( Read more... )

We exchanged some gifts early this year. She really needed what I got for her ( Read more... )

Finally- 21 months of this is over- for another 2.5 years ( Read more... )

Over the weekend I had another strange presidential candidate dream. This time for McCain. I met him at some school where I was a student and began following him around like a staffer. I became so devoted to him during the course of this that when he looked oddly at a glass of water I tasted it for him to be sure it wasn't poisoned ( Read more... )