You Are 15% Redneck
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Wrong on so many levels yet still funny as hell!!!

Warning: may piss off the religious

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2566269671806009973&q=jesus+will+survive

You Should Be A Cancer
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Well the three day hold on my check has now become a six day hold so I won't get my money until either Friday or Monday. On top of that I can't get insurance right now because you have to get them a copy of the bill of sale the next day. On top of that my truck is messing up again ( Read more... )

This is starting to p!ss me off. I finally got the check from my aunt to pay for the Suburban and now have to wait three business days for it to clear before I can get the vehicle. On top of that my boss is making us work two twelve hour days this weekend ( Read more... )

"Eating a hunny bun is like fucking a corpse, it's good cold but even better when you heat it up in the microwave."

--J

"Brains and ovaries don't mix"

--Jon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVs5Pi0d1cM&search=felony%20fight

I am one co-signer away from owning a new vehicle

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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Copying cruelvicious I typed my B-Day in at wikipedia and this is what happened on that date.

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