Star Trek RPF Kink Meme Part 1 [CLOSED]

May 30, 2009 23:58

So, this is pretty self-explanatory, we're closely following in the footsteps of st_xi_kink except this time it's all about the real person fiction. Just because the other two mods and myself are shameless does not mean you all have to be, posting anonymously is fine, nay encouraged. All you do is request a pairing and a a prompt/kink and any number of ( Read more... )

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a passage that sings (1/?) anonymous July 13 2009, 04:04:37 UTC
ohmygod this is like, completely not what you wanted/what i wanted either, not to mention a week too late, not to mention SO LONG. it's like Kink Meme Big Bang all up in here. but maybe this will encourage more people to write what should be CANON FOREVER IN EVERYTHING, ie BookNerd!CFIne ( ... )

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a passage that sings (2/?) anonymous July 13 2009, 04:08:15 UTC
“I want a glass of water.”

“Your wish is my command, Your Drunkesty,” says Chris, bowing regally in the chair. He drops his long legs off the desk, heads for the bathroom. Zach watches his ass, not very covertly. The tiny zip of dopamine set off by the snugness of Chris’s jeans might not be able to fix his life, but it’s a good start.

Over the hiss of the faucet Zach yells, “Don’t get my fucking books wet again.”

“Do you realize you’re in my room? It’s my fucking book.”

“What book is it? Get me some drugs while you’re in there.”

He hears the medicine cabinet open and the rattle of pills. “Carver. Collected stories.”

Who is this guy? He’s like a made-up person. “Really. And how’s English 101 treating you? Is college super scary? Any cute girls in your class? Oh my God, do you think they know you used to have braces?”

Footsteps beside him; the creak of bedsprings as Chris sits down by his head. Zach could bite his ass, if he could move. He wouldn’t, but he could. It would be tempting. “Front all you want: Cathedral still skull- ( ... )

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a passage that sings (3/?) anonymous July 13 2009, 04:11:47 UTC
“I’m not hating on Raymond Carver. I’m hating on you reading Raymond Carver first thing in the morning like that’s normal.” It’s not just Raymond Carver. It’s some new thing every day: The Penal Colony in makeup, Wallace Stevens while they break on set, The Sun Also Rises over falafel and tzatziki while they wait for Cho to get off the phone with his wife. He’s pretty sure he’s even seen Chris taking One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest into the bathroom.

“It’s not first thing,” Chris is saying. “I told you, I did the crossword. Incidentally, big talk from the guy who brought Nicomachean Ethics to makeup.”

“That was different.”

“In what possible way?”

A lot of ways. For one thing, Zach isn’t some blue-eyed polo-team-looking golden boy whose brain melts every time a pretty girl uncrosses her legs within a ten-foot radius, not that that should make a difference, but it does. For another thing Zach doesn’t want to live inside Nicomachean Ethics. Sure, he can get behind the idea, happiness being a life of purposeful virtue, great in theory ( ... )

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a passage that sings (4/?) anonymous July 13 2009, 04:14:53 UTC
“Okay,” Chris says finally. “Got it. Although I’d like to note that this entire story is a passage that sings, and it’s fucking sacrilegious to make me pick something. You buckled up, bitch? Need a synopsis ( ... )

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a passage that sings (5/5) anonymous July 13 2009, 04:20:05 UTC
“ ‘Close your eyes now,’ the blind man said to me.” Chris has that low hoarse softness in his voice, the rasp of morning, and he’s barely modulating, as if he doesn’t even want to hear himself speak, doesn’t to hear anything except the words. “I did it. I closed them just like he said.

“ ‘Are they closed?’ he said. ‘Don’t fudge.’

“ ‘They’re closed,’ I said.

“ ‘Keep them that way,’ he said. He said, ‘Don’t stop now. Draw.’ ”

Chris coughs and glances sideways at him. Zach doesn’t say anything.

“So we kept on with it. His fingers rode my fingers as my hand went over the paper. It was like nothing else in my life up to now.

“Then he said, ‘I think that’s it. I think you got it,’ he said. ‘Take a look. What do you think?’

“But I had my eyes closed. I thought I’d keep them that way for a little longer. I thought it was something I ought to do.”

Zach realizes that Chris isn’t looking at the open book before him. His half-lidded eyes are on something out the window: he knows the passage by heart.

“ ‘Well?” he said. ‘Are you looking?’ ( ... )

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Not OP, but... anonymous July 13 2009, 04:43:36 UTC
Just... just... DAMN. Perfect combination of utter silliness and super-hot intellectualism.

This story, Zach realizes sort of insanely, is Chris’s girlfriend, and now he has to introduce her to his social circle and he’s worried that it’s going to be weird.

GUH. YES. I AM DONE BEING ARTICULATE NOW.

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anon sez anonymous July 13 2009, 18:49:59 UTC
♥ thank you! MOAR CAPTAIN FINE INTELLECTUALISM is needed from everyone, the end.

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I read this backwards and then forwards, because that's just how I roll. bozaloshtsh July 13 2009, 04:57:24 UTC

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omg it's like memento except not really anonymous July 13 2009, 18:54:42 UTC
THANK YOU omg i'm so glad you liked it. Literate Dork Chris is so canon; i refer doubters to that one interview where he's like "I'm writing some short stories." NERD. that's what NERDS DO. i don't know why everybody doesn't understand this.

I am not on your flist but clearly your excellent taste in canon indicates that I should be. as soon as i finish the other like 900 pages of this and de-anon.

ps "sun also rises" is totally his favorite hemingway amirite

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OP HERE anonymous July 13 2009, 12:45:12 UTC
CHRIS AND HIS LITERARY-NESS IS THE SMUT.

This OP completely loves you. That was glorious. One big passage that sings, honest to God.

Big bonus internets for Chris Pine's Smile in the Sun. Even more bonus internets for the crossword puzzle. SO MANY INTERNETS.

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Re: OP HERE anonymous July 13 2009, 18:57:43 UTC
YAY so glad you liked it! this prompt is the best, that's why. it needs to be filled like 12,000 times.

i'm pretty sure Pinto doing the Sunday NYTimes crossword puzzle over breakfast burritos is my secretest kink. HELP

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Re: a passage that sings (5/5) aurora_84 July 13 2009, 13:17:54 UTC
OMG THIS WAS AMAZING. I SERIOUSLY COULD HAVE READ ANOTHER 10,000 WORDS OF THIS STORY! \o/

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Re: a passage that sings (5/5) anonymous July 13 2009, 18:59:31 UTC
thank you!! ngl, i think there are 10,000 more words in the works. I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF CHRIS PINE BEING LITERATE.

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Re: a passage that sings (5/5) aurora_84 July 13 2009, 19:23:52 UTC
ngl, i think there are 10,000 more words in the works. I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF CHRIS PINE BEING LITERATE.
Best new I've had all day! (ME TOO OMG.)

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Re: a passage that sings (5/5) anonymous July 19 2009, 21:32:32 UTC
This is totally what I was going to say. THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH OF LITERARY!CHRIS.

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Re: a passage that sings (5/5) monkiedude July 13 2009, 13:47:36 UTC
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ PERFECTIONNNNNN.

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