I'M SO COOL
(too bad I'm a loser.)
NAME Schlomo "Skip" Blumstein. If you know him, you will call him Skip. If you're female, you are allowed to call him Skippy. If you're a pretentious fucktard, you will call him Slow-mo because it has really been done to death now.
AGE & DOB October 15, 1987 / 20 years old.
SEXUALITY Heterosexual. As if there was any
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