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[treehouse_death]

EVERYBODY SAYS THAT BLOWING UP THE SINGING HAPPY CHILDREN WAS A BAD THING. I DON'T GET IT, BUT THEN AGAIN NOBODY IS MAKING SENSE LATELY.

MAYBE PEOPLE LIKE HAPPY SINGING CHILDREN? THAT'S SAD, BECAUSE I LIKE FIRE, AND I WANT MORE OF IT, BUT I CAN'T SET ANY MORE SINGING CHILDREN ON FIRE BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE WILL GET MAD AND YELL.

BUT! I FOUND A BIG WHITE

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[tb_harry]

*STEALS BO BECAUSE DNW THE DOG TO DIE WOULD STEAL THE CHILDREN TOO BUT HE WOULDN'T LAST IN PRISON*

[treehouse_tess]

Jesus fucking Christ! Are you insane?! You can't fucking blow up the White House, Death!

[treehouse_death]

WHY NOT?

I WANT TO, AND EVERYONE SAYS I CAN'T, BUT I CAN, AND I WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO, SO WHY CAN'T I?

[treehouse_tess]

You are insane. Christ. You'll throw the whole damn country into turmoil! You're Death not War! But now you're acting just like him. Causing complete chaos wherever you go. It's... disgusting, frankly.

[treehouse_death]

*POUTS*

WHY'S EVERYONE SAYING THAT? I'M NOT INSANE, I'M JUST HAVING FUN! AND THE FIRE'S SO PRETTY WHEN IT'S BURNING, AND THE NICE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS SO FLAMMABLE...

AND YOU'RE JUST BEING MEAN. THAT ISN'T VERY NICE, YOU KNOW, BEING MEAN. I DON'T LIKE NOT-NICE PEOPLE.

[treehaus_war]

::GETS SOME LAWN CHAIRS AND A GLASS OF WHISKEY AND WATCHES::

IT'S NICE SEEING YOU DO YOUR WORK AGAIN, DEATH. I DID LIKE THIS OBAMA GUY, THOUGH.

[treehouse_death]

*BOUNCES IN PLACE*

THIS ISN'T WORK, SILLY, THIS IS JUST FUN. AND I'M NOT SETTING OBAMA ON FIRE - JUST THE PRETTY PRETTY WHITE BUILDING.

... WAIT. THE BUILDING ISN'T CALLED OBAMA, IS IT?

[treehaus_war]

::PATS GENTLY:: NO HONEY, IT ISN'T. IT'S CALLED "THE WHITE HOUSE".

[treehouse_death]

OHHHHH, I GET IT. BECAUSE IT'S A HOUSE, AND IT'S WHITE, RIGHT?

*LAUGHS*

THAT'S CLEVER! AND IT RHYMES, TOO! WHITE, RIGHT, WHITE RIGHT...

[lost_in_dreamz_]

[... ... ... ...]

[treehaus_war]

SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN LIMBO HAVING TO DEAL WITH MILEY SONGS?

[lost_in_dreamz_]

[::is currently very much in limbo, stuck in an endless conga line with sad clowns and overly-enthusiastic elderly cruise ship passengers, and they keep passing through a pool of toothless piranha::]

[treehouse_death]

*TWIRLS AROUND AND AROUND AND IGNORES HER*