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[treehouse_death]

EVERYBODY SAYS THAT BLOWING UP THE SINGING HAPPY CHILDREN WAS A BAD THING. I DON'T GET IT, BUT THEN AGAIN NOBODY IS MAKING SENSE LATELY.

MAYBE PEOPLE LIKE HAPPY SINGING CHILDREN? THAT'S SAD, BECAUSE I LIKE FIRE, AND I WANT MORE OF IT, BUT I CAN'T SET ANY MORE SINGING CHILDREN ON FIRE BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE WILL GET MAD AND YELL.

BUT! I FOUND A BIG WHITE

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[treehouse_tess]

Jesus fucking Christ! Are you insane?! You can't fucking blow up the White House, Death!

[treehouse_death]

WHY NOT?

I WANT TO, AND EVERYONE SAYS I CAN'T, BUT I CAN, AND I WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO, SO WHY CAN'T I?

[treehouse_tess]

You are insane. Christ. You'll throw the whole damn country into turmoil! You're Death not War! But now you're acting just like him. Causing complete chaos wherever you go. It's... disgusting, frankly.

[treehouse_death]

*POUTS*

WHY'S EVERYONE SAYING THAT? I'M NOT INSANE, I'M JUST HAVING FUN! AND THE FIRE'S SO PRETTY WHEN IT'S BURNING, AND THE NICE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS SO FLAMMABLE...

AND YOU'RE JUST BEING MEAN. THAT ISN'T VERY NICE, YOU KNOW, BEING MEAN. I DON'T LIKE NOT-NICE PEOPLE.

[treehouse_tess]

You sound like a goddamn child right now. You'd think I was your mother from the way you're acting.

Fire is not fun. It's a horrific and slow way to die and I can't let you go around killing people that way for your stupid little games. Insane or not, I won't let you.

[treehouse_death]

*SCOWLS*

YOU'RE SO MEAN~

AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, AND NOBODY CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! I'M KINDA LIKE GOD, ONLY NOT AS OBNOXIOUS AND CREEPER-Y. ALSO I'M PRETTIER. DON'T YOU THINK I'M PRETTIER?

[treehouse_tess]

Yeah, well you're acting like a stupid spoiled brat.

I might not be able to stop you but I'll damn well try. You're not like God at all... At least he created life. All you do is destroy it. And frankly, when you're in your regular form, you aren't that pretty at all, no. *actually thinks she is still but is irritated like woah*

[treehouse_death]

*GLARES*

I DON'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH. YOU CAN GO AWAY - I'M GOING TO GO MAKE PRETTY PRETTY FIRE AND WATCH IT BURN!

[treehouse_tess]

No you will NOT. I will take your goddamn scythe and ring, if need be.

[treehouse_death]

YOU CAN'T TAKE MY THINGS! THEY'RE MINE, AND TAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF IS RUDE.

[treehouse_tess]

I don't care anymore. Throwing a whole country into turmoil is rude. *grabs her hand to take the ring*

[treehouse_death]

*GRABS HER HAND BACK*

YOU'RE JUST BEING MEAN. I THINK MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE YOU GO AWAY, LIKE I DID WITH AVA AND THE MOUSE AND THE HAPPY SINGING CHILDREN.

[treehouse_tess]

*grabs it back again, tugging at the ring*

HA. You're too goddamn off your rocker to remember how, I'm sure. You need to step back and get yourself together, for fuck's sake.

[treehouse_death]

I CAN SO DO IT! WATCH!

*GRABS HER HAND BACK AND PLAYS WITH THE RING, SENDING TESSA TO HEAVEN AND TRAPPING HER THERE*

SEE? TOLD YOU! AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO TAKE MY RING. IT'S SO PRETTY AND SHINY... *TWIRLS IT AROUND, MESMERIZED*

[treehouse_tess]

...fml

[th_pesti]

.....

HEY SIS? COME HERE? *OFFERS HIS HAND*