Hey you guys I have this Wed. and Friday off this week. So if you guys are doing anything let me know. I'll be chillin like the villian I am.

Yeah for working over the Holidays. X-mas was good. I worked later in the day so was able to spend at least the morning with my family. Got games and movies. Go Planet Earth on Blu-Ray and Tomb Raider Underworld for my PS3. It didn't help that every crazy thing decided to happen over and after the holidays. Apparently they make Inmates crazy ( Read more... )

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Oh God! I broke myself this weekend. In all my vast amounts of knowledge I thought it would be an awesome idea to help my dad re-shingle our shed. Little did I know that would include basically having to redo the whole roof of the damn thing. I got way to much sun on the back and shoulders and re-injured my lower back a bit. Thank God it was on ( Read more... )

I think I hated this rotation the most.  I spent at least 5 out of my 6 days at the hospital.  Two of those days were complete shifts including tonight.  The other days were 4 hours or more out of 8 1/2 hours.  I hate hospitals more now the I ever have before.  That and hospital food is really gross.  I could not eat half the food.  The meat looked ( Read more... )

Another day at work, another day in the hospital.  Same ICU same lady.  Only difference is that she was sedated the entire time and I got to sit there for 8 & 1/2 hours slowly going crazy ( Read more... )

I had the worst night at work ever.  I was originally going to be in the shitty housing with all the asshole male inmates but about an hour and a half into my shift I got sent to the hospital with a really bad asthma lady.  She was pretty bad.   She could barley walk with out looking like she was going to die right there ( Read more... )

  So tonight at work I saw 62 year old vagina.  I walked away, hit my head against a door and shivered in fear.  I have been tramatized and officially wanted to pepper spray my self.  From that point on when I checked on that crazy old lady I made sure she was dressed before fully looking at her ( Read more... )

    Today at work I got called a bitch, an ass, and got told by an inmate that if a I didn't unlock him there would always be bullshit between us. I think I pissed him off. It was not my fault he broke the rules not once but twice in one 8 hour period.  He also mouthed off to me when I caught him doing it.  That made for an unhappy me.  ( Read more... )

Wow.....ever since I stated working at a jail it takes a lot to suprise me now a days.  I had some guy pull his pants down in front of five deputies and a nurse to show the nurse something on his leg when he arrived.  As he told us it's okay cause he was wearing underwear when he did it.  He was also really really really drunk too.  Needless to say ( Read more... )