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[treadingdawn]

By royal decree from King Caspian X, King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of Galma and the Seven Isles, Count of the Western March, and Lord of Telmar...

Carrots.

I demand them.

You may pay tribute at my royal residence or at The Blue Light.

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audio ][

[oshutup]

You can't order personal delivery for The Blue Light.

audio ][

[treadingdawn]

Yes I can. And I did.

audio ][

[oshutup]

You're assuming they'll want to share.

audio ][

[treadingdawn]

No, you are. I have no intention of sharing.

Unless you ask nicely.

voice;

[lionesssejant]

Demand them? Really, Caspian.

Even cursed a please can go a long way.

voice;

[treadingdawn]

[SNORT.]

Carrots.

I demand them, please.

voice;

[lionesssejant]

You can't say demand and please at the same time.

[Siiigh.]

What about this? "Please obtain carrots for me."

[That comes complete with a regal tone and something of a Telmarine infliction.]

voice;

[treadingdawn]

Well because you ask so kindly Susan...you may have one.

[mad_here]

...so.

Exactly... would you say you're a white rabbit, or a brown one, or? If you had to characterize yourself.

[treadingdawn]

What a ridiculous question. Brown of course.

[mad_here]

Are you... sure? Are you sure you're not the White one?

[treadingdawn]

Yes I'm sure. Why?

[wandbreaker]

You could always go foraging in the woods with your long-eared brethren.

[treadingdawn]

No.

[wandbreaker]

Well, all the carrots in the house are going to Rosella.

[treadingdawn]

Why.

audio ][

[adamantined]

You can't order personal delivery for The Blue Light.

[Is here an echo in here? A jealous echo, perhaps?]

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[treadingdawn]

I own it. I can.

audio ][

[adamantined]

Just because you're the king of some things doesn't mean you get to be the boss of everybody.

audio ][

[treadingdawn]

What about you?