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[treadingdawn]

By royal decree from King Caspian X, King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of Galma and the Seven Isles, Count of the Western March, and Lord of Telmar...

Carrots.

I demand them.

You may pay tribute at my royal residence or at The Blue Light.

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[adamantined]

You can't order personal delivery for The Blue Light.

[Is here an echo in here? A jealous echo, perhaps?]

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[treadingdawn]

I own it. I can.

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[adamantined]

Just because you're the king of some things doesn't mean you get to be the boss of everybody.

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[treadingdawn]

What about you?

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[adamantined]

Were you even gonna share them?

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[treadingdawn]

Perhaps. If you ask nicely.

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[adamantined]

[Thinking about it...]

I don't need any of your special royally ordered carrots.

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[treadingdawn]

Good, that leaves more for me.

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[adamantined]

If anyone even delivers them.

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[treadingdawn]

Are you...challenging my popularity as king?

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[adamantined]

You aren't the king of carrots!

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[treadingdawn]

How can I be when I have so very little to my name. That is why I need you.

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[adamantined]

I'm not getting you carrots.

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[treadingdawn]

Please?

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[adamantined]

Are your legs broken?

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[treadingdawn]

No. Why would they be?