drawn too close and gone in a flash

[travisezell]

A SINGLE FRATBOY drives up to a stop light. At the same corner a group of four or so DRUNK PUNK-BANSHEES stand around talking.

Single fratboy: Fuck you!
Group of drunk punk-banshees: FUCK YOU!
Single fratboy: You fuckin' bitch!
Group of drunk punk-banshees: NO FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! You fucker! Fuck you!
Single fratboy's car drives away as the

Comments

[yodiepants]

It's incredible how the world seems to write this brilliant dialog ad infinitem. The schizophrenic lady who sleeps in the loading dock next door last night yelled to a date and I as we walked by: "HEY!!! I'm masturbating because I've got sores on my pussy so I can't get any dick!!" Yes. Verbatim.