Whitney (XV) - the youngest daughter wants details too

[travelstheworld]

[backdated to whenever the first public writings about the brawl started]

[Private to Noah]
At the risk of being repetitive, as I have no doubt this is going to get said or written to you by anyone who didn't see it, you did what at the wedding? And I missed it! How dare you do something so entertaining when I'm not there to see it!

[...] I'm kidding, by the way. But seriously, you hit him?
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[Private to Easy]
Oh Easy. Easy, Easy, Easy. What did you do?
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[added in after about ten minutes, some tapping and then a phone call]

[Private to Phillip]
Hey.
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