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House: 5 Times the Subtext Became Text, 5 Times House Almost Became the Fourth Mrs. Wilson trascendenza April 30 2007, 23:48:30 UTC
Five Times the Subtext Became Text

.Five

Wilson grabs his goddamn caned. (And Wilson calls him deranged.) House is starting to see some perks other than Vicodin to the whole cripple deal.

.Four

Basically every time Jimmy says House, we need to talk and then... they do.

.Three

“Wilson! How long can you go without sex?”

“How long can you go without being annoying?”

“About as long as I can go without checking out your ass.”

“In that case, why don’t we just do it here and get the whole thing over with? I’m sure the patients will enjoy the free show. We may even send a few on their way early.”

“...you’re implying this would be a problem?”

“Actually, I’m implying that I’m uncomfortable with you checking out my ass every .5 seconds because that’s about as long as you can go without being annoying.”

“I’m doing it right now.”

A sigh. “I’m all too aware.”

.Two“Your shirt is ironed. That means you haven’t told your wife anything ( ... )

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Re: House: 5 Times the Subtext Became Text, 5 Times House Almost Became the Fourth Mrs. Wilson theswearingkind May 1 2007, 03:25:57 UTC
cane-grabbing FTW!

and why can't i get a visit from the LSD fairy?

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