Apr 27, 2007 01:58
=firefly,
=house,
*writing: fic: requests/prompts,
=batman/superman,
*writing: fic,
=batman (nolanverse),
=brokeback mountain: fic,
=the invisible man,
=superman returns,
=brokeback mountain,
*writing,
=cold case,
=superman returns: fic,
=batman (nolanverse): fic,
=star trek: deep space nine
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.Five
Wilson grabs his goddamn caned. (And Wilson calls him deranged.) House is starting to see some perks other than Vicodin to the whole cripple deal.
.Four
Basically every time Jimmy says House, we need to talk and then... they do.
.Three
“Wilson! How long can you go without sex?”
“How long can you go without being annoying?”
“About as long as I can go without checking out your ass.”
“In that case, why don’t we just do it here and get the whole thing over with? I’m sure the patients will enjoy the free show. We may even send a few on their way early.”
“...you’re implying this would be a problem?”
“Actually, I’m implying that I’m uncomfortable with you checking out my ass every .5 seconds because that’s about as long as you can go without being annoying.”
“I’m doing it right now.”
A sigh. “I’m all too aware.”
.Two
“Your shirt is ironed. That means you haven’t told your wife anything.”
“Let’s say you’re right.”
“I’m right?”
“No, I’m saying you have no fashion sense. Of course you’re right.”
A blink. “You’re admitting to me that you’re having an affair or did I just get an early visit from the LSD fairy?”
Wilson bites his lip. “Did you ever consider that maybe I’m admitting to you that I want to have an affair and that might be what’s keeping me up nights?”
“I’m going to go with... no.”
.One
“She's been having an affair.”
“Want a beer?”
“What about you, on the rocks?”
A slow grin. “One cripple with a splash of genius coming right up.”
Five Times House Almost Became the Fourth Mrs. Wilson
5. “She kicked you out because she thought we were what?”
4. “Commitment ceremony, schmittment ceremony.”
“You realize how inane that sounded. I may just make you go through it for that alone.”
3. “We’d get a break on our taxes.”
“If it were legal.”
“When has legality ever stopped you?”
2. “Don’t think of it as a lease... think of it as a pre-nup.”
“That’s a great comfort to me, Greg.”
1. “It’s legal in Canada.”
“I think I might throw up.”
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and why can't i get a visit from the LSD fairy?
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