43rd Experiment [voice]

[trapdoor_spider]

I don't suppose next time one of you turns into an animal or the opposite gender you'd be open to allowing me to experiment on you?

Comments

[aettir]

W... what the hell, are you kidding?

[trapdoor_spider]

I assure you, I take my science very seriously.

[aettir]

So get lab animals like all the other evil doctors!

[trapdoor_spider]

The problem with that is that very few of the lab animals turn human and I'm interested in the effect going from human to animal or male to female and back again has on a human, not an animal.

[favoritetraitor]

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[Private]
And just what sorts of experiments might you have an interest in?

Private

[trapdoor_spider]

Primarily samples: blood, tissue, hair before and after the curses, prior to them as well if at all possible. I'd like to do some behavioral studies as well both in an interview capacity and an observational capacity.

Re: Private

[favoritetraitor]

Really? How exciting... Do you mind my asking what you're trying to discover?

Re: Private

[trapdoor_spider]

At the moment, I'm just interested in the effects it has on the human. Once I find that out, it's possible I'd be able to learn how to force a transformation or how to hold off a transformation.

[stapletrauma]

That's a new touch- mad scientists asking politely, and what not.

[trapdoor_spider]

I do try to maintain an aura of civility.

[stapletrauma]

Whether it worked depends on what kind of experiments you're talking about.

[trapdoor_spider]

As non-invasive as possible. Mostly samples, some behavioral studies. Observations, interviews. That sort of thing.

Entirely civil, I assure you.