43rd Experiment [voice]

[trapdoor_spider]

I don't suppose next time one of you turns into an animal or the opposite gender you'd be open to allowing me to experiment on you?

Comments

[stapletrauma]

That's a new touch- mad scientists asking politely, and what not.

[trapdoor_spider]

I do try to maintain an aura of civility.

[stapletrauma]

Whether it worked depends on what kind of experiments you're talking about.

[trapdoor_spider]

As non-invasive as possible. Mostly samples, some behavioral studies. Observations, interviews. That sort of thing.

Entirely civil, I assure you.

[stapletrauma]

That sounds civil, sure.

[trapdoor_spider]

Oh good. I had thought it would.