[Free For All] Cookin' Up A Double-Batch Of Trouble XD

[alory_shannon]

[This, here, is an innocent, unassuming kitchen. It could be found pretty much anywhere-an inn somewhere on Terca Lumireis, a particularly nice house in Konoha, an abandoned restaurant on modern-day Earth, the school kitchen at a certain magical (or cursed~?) boarding school…anywhere

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[showalittlemore]

[And here’s Judith, smiling and humming quietly to herself as she gathers utensils and ingredients, looking at the recipe in her (gloveless) hand every so often.]

Now, let’s see…

[For Yuri! Though anyone's welcome, rly. /eyes Yumi~]

LOL Yumi in the kitchen makes me think of that retarded filler

[swordsandaxesup]

[You know mah boys find their ways to the kitchen in record time.

So here is Yuri, in ur kitchen leanin on ur doorway with an interested smirk]

Well, well. A woman of her word.

...Haven't seen it. Buuuut I'm thinkin' that's a good thing.

[showalittlemore]

[On hearing his voice, she'll turn around to face him, leaning back against the the counter just a bit, her smile a bit more mischievous now.]

You're probably tired of hearing it by now, but--like I said, I'm not a very good liar. Besides, this isn't the sort of promise I'd mind keeping anyway.

Moooost likely. lol ...and AUGH I keep picturing Snow when I picture Yuri's voice ffff thx FF XD

[swordsandaxesup]

That's not a bad thing to keep hearing. Not like I thought you would, anyway; you're just the type to jump in without much commentary beforehand.

[He moves over, glancing towards the recipe she's been referring to] So, what's the battle plan here?

SasukexKitchen ttly = my real OTP

[his_light]

[I'm sure I don't have to specify that, unless otherwise indicated, Sasuke will always be from pre-canon!craziness, yes? Thought so. Or. Is he technically pre-crazy, or just an AU thi--IDK BUT YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.]

[SASUKE is working at a stove, and despite that most would think the look on his face is one of complete boredom and disinterest, there's a subtle attention to detail as he works, occasionally adding this or that or adjusting the temperature. In between these acts, it's hard to tell what he's thinking, as usual, but those who know him can tell that he is indeed thinking.]

...lol but HEY I CAN TOTES SHIP IT <33 (also MORGAN BASICALLY = SASUKE'S PERSONAL TROLL, Y? X'D)

[the_mccutie]

[...Morgan almost seems to just APPEAR behind him somehow, jumping up onto his back and wrapping her arms around his neck (...trusting that he won't leave his cooking to dodge and/or just teleport away) before leaning over his shoulder a bit.]

Hiyas Sasukins! Whatcha makin'?

SHE TTLY, TTLY IS NO JOKE XDD and I still lollll at that icon every time

[his_light]

[CONGRATULATIONS, you just made a ninja stagger! Before her voice or her face, though, he already has a decent guess of who it is--

Oh, look, he's right. Daaaang iiiiiiiiiit

Deadpan.] Get down.

...I might need to colour it and use it in my RL LJ. XD

[the_mccutie]

[lol RIGHT. X'D Morgan just rests her chin on his shoulder and says impishly,]

Not until ya answer my question!

...Bawwww my Anise account = no longer Paid, so almost all my icons are inactive :<

[for_money_honey]

[And heeeeeere's cute little Anise, happily puttering around the kitchen! And it smells good in there--she's making a nice cream stew, and baking some bread, and she also has some milk warming on the stove in preparation for making hot cocoa.]

[Oh, won't she make a great housewife some day? Won't whoever marries her be so lucky?? Won't she have her pick of rich, handsome lords when she gets just a little older??? ...And if you didn't answer 'yes' to all those questions, NO SOUP FOR YOU. v.v]

Awww. Your remaining ones are so pretteh, though. <3

[tactical_leader]

[And Luke here is just hungry enough to pay you a compliment as he walks in and sees you |D]

Should've figured--no wonder it smells so good!

TY but ERGH why's it always take the LAST 14 ICONS (+ the default) instead of the first 14? B|

[for_money_honey]

[Awwww yeah, compliments from a still-possible-target, should things somehow not work out with Tear. >3 Though...she still hopes things DO work out, even if they're both REALLY sort of clueless...]

Hee hee~! ♥ Oh, Luke, you're making me blush! ♥

[And then a bit more slyly--]

I guess Guy finally taught you how important compliments are to a lady, huh?

...Because it's all a scheme? B| /makes note to rearrange some muses' icons

[tactical_leader]

Hey, I know that much! [He's just. Never had a reason to care.

BUT THAT IS INSIGNIFICANT atm and he's looking towards the counter] What're you making?

OH, HE'LL GIVE YOU PIE. AND YOU WILL REGRET IT. X'D

[tactical_leader]

[Luke fon Fabre está en tu cocina, arruina tus recetas |D

Hey, at least he doesn't catch anything on fire like Natalia would, all right? Still, it's a pretty big mess he's got going, what with all the dishes and various ingredients--used, unused, spilled, dropped--all over the counter-tops, and somewhere under all that, you might find the recipe book he picked up, opened to the (now stained) page depicting a simple apple pie.

...Simple. Right.

IT LOOKED GOOD, OKAY.]

Dammit! [/said as he drops the apple he was cutting into the sink drain, which immediately makes it unusable. B| SO FRESH APPLE, HERE WE GO AGAIN.]

+ WITH FLYNN'S HELP I'LL REGRET IT EVEN MORE X'D [1/2]

[capt_moralfag]

[LMAO MIRA A QUIEN ES ESTUDIANDO PARA SU EXAMENES /probably killed grammar ded rite thar BUT HEY it's been...about seven years since her last Spanish class K

[...And derp derp derp dum de dum, who but Flynn should come passing by the kitchen. He happens to glance inside as he walks by--and freezes, eyes wide as they take in the RAMPANT DESTRUCTION.]

[2/2] ...Flynn = temp. substitute Guy? (...Only a SCARY cook rather than an ace one. |D)

[lawfulgoodguy]

[And then he smiles and steps into the kitchen (around an bowl of mostly-flour upended in the middle of the floor, over a few cracked eggs and a puddle of milk), careful in his approach, because...this kid has a knife in his hand, surprising him could go badly. In more ways than one.]

...Sorry for interrupting, but may I ask what you're making?

Ahahaaaaaaa this is. A NUCLEAR BOMB IN THE MAKING DX

[tactical_leader]

[And as set as he is on his fail task, he is surprised, but just turns quickly--and does an instant double take, which takes him a moment to get over.]

Oh--uh-- [He glances back to the mess around the sink] ...Well, it's... supposed to be a pie. [He looks back to Flynn] ...eventually.

Oh, why not.

[secondsacrifice]

[Misa Misa will be pulling a tray of (low-fat!) cookies out of one of the ovens, an effort that takes both hands and some precarious balance with her small size. Said cookies are in a number of cute little Halloween!shapes, bats and pumpkins and arched-cats and ghosts--yaaaaay for cookie cutters!

She doesn't normally do a lot of baking--most goods are waaaay too high in fat--but baking is ttly one obligatory duty of a good wife, PLUS it's just fun to get in the spirit. ^_^

So now she'll be moving the cookies onto a plate, dressed in a small, pink, undeniably adorable apron and humming to herself. ♥]

[1/???] LOL then we're on even ground in that regard |D

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