THINGS IS BUTTE

[tramsosmai]

Just some things. About a Butte. Not a Butt. Or else they get pissy.

• Things is measuerd in OUNCES.
• FOOD COMES IN ONLY ONE LANGUAGE.
• If cheap Pepsi says "2002 Summer Pepsi" it's not 5 years old. It's just 20 oz. OZ = OUNCE.
• There is CAFFEINE in the MOUNTAIN DEW ???
• Dogs are everywhere. Also: they like me, despite me being standoff-ish at best.

Comments

[artnchicken]

What's the point of Canadian Mountain Dew if there's no caffeine? For serious.

[tramsosmai]

ID ONT"S KNOW
BUT THERE OS LAW OR SOMETHING???

I TIS STILL GREen though. yeah.

[artnchicken]

Yeah it's a law, just like having to know the Hockey Night in Canada theme and milk in bags. Or something.

[tramsosmai]

Slippers > FUCKING OUTDOOR SHOES WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU POSSIBLY KEEP YOUR HOUSE CLEAN???

Indoor slippers = very acceptable.

[tramsosmai]

Seriously. Shoes.

[tramsosmai]

Nope, just one pair.

[tenousei]

Not everyone wears shoes in the house. D: I find it disgusting, too.

[mediochre]

I am wearing shoes inside my house right now! :o ...to be fair, they're brand new never-been-outisde shoes, and I'm wearing them so that they stretch and mold to my feets.

But I wear shoes in the house all the time. And they've gone through all kinds of not-clean places. >D