THINGS IS BUTTE
Just some things. About a Butte. Not a Butt. Or else they get pissy.
I HAVE LEARNED MANY THINGS. Butte is BUTTEful, is not an original pun, for instance.
I like SCHNAPPS + MOUNTAIN DEW THAT IS THE ORANGE KIND AND COMES IN COMPUTER TINS AND IS LIMITED PLEASE YES.
mmmmschnapps.
- Things is measuerd in OUNCES.
- FOOD COMES IN ONLY ONE LANGUAGE.
- If cheap Pepsi says "2002 Summer Pepsi" it's not 5 years old. It's just 20 oz. OZ = OUNCE.
- There is CAFFEINE in the MOUNTAIN DEW ???
- Dogs are everywhere. Also: they like me, despite me being standoff-ish at best.
- Speed limits are tiny. EVEN when you convert them to clicks.
- The only children in Butte are boys. Or dogs. SOMETIMES, girls.
- Americans wear shoes in their houses. This is disgusting. My disgust is not a subjective fact, this degust is clearly objective and absolute. Shoes in houses is NASTY.
- Tim is FANsexyTASTIC.
- DEAR TIM: I cannot type when you are fucking my bellybutton with your finger.
- BUTTE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION OF YOUR TRUCK PARKED ON MAIN STREET AND COME BACK TWO HOURS LATER AND EXPECT TO STILL HAVE A TRUCK. (SERIOUSLY, TIM, WHAT THE FUCK.)
I HAVE LEARNED MANY THINGS. Butte is BUTTEful, is not an original pun, for instance.
I like SCHNAPPS + MOUNTAIN DEW THAT IS THE ORANGE KIND AND COMES IN COMPUTER TINS AND IS LIMITED PLEASE YES.
mmmmschnapps.