*coughs*

Well, people have been telling me it's about time I updated and reposted the shag diagram once again. So here it is.


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I'm getting married.

To mist3r_4nd3rs0n.

It was the most romantic night ever. A proposal on bended knee. A ring preciousss. The first truly feminine outfit I've worn since being unplugged. Dinner at a French restaurant *not* owned by Merv. The best sex I've ever had (which is saying something), and I didn't even have to use my Smith voice!I have never been ( Read more... )

Neo:

I'm sorry. I love you. Please talk to me.

Trin

Nothing could be further from the truth. Well, the part about me being Neo's only love anyway.

Not that I'm bitter.

I am going to go spend an uneventful New Year's, possibly in the Matrix so I can distract myself with something other than my ever-growing collection of wank pictures. Not that it matters anyway. We don't even know what year it is

I think we need a new training program. We have jujitsu, kung fu and drunken boxing--why not self-defense with a cane?

I think all of us need to learn the fine arts such as Retiring out of the Hitting Range of your Adversary, but at the same time Keeping Him within the Hitting Range of your Own Stick and Double-handed Stick-play, especially if you ( Read more... )

Look! I'm not the only one with a squiddie fetish!

Really.

Yeah, so I haven't been updating.

I have been surrounded by teh angst, and I have determined it is contagious.

On the good side, Neo is back even if not talking to me.

My mun cannot eat cookies anymore without thinking sexual thoughts and blames you people.

What is it? Do I just give off this aura of masculinity?

Don't answer that.

Besides, most of you know firsthand that I'm female, so...

I know it's no use to talk to you, but what else is there to do these days?

So. I've been sitting here, for the most part, ever since you left, except for a few excursions into the Matrix. Every so often someone brings me a bowl of Tastee Wheat the single-celled protein that contains everything the body needs. So far, I am happy to report that no ( Read more... )

Not denying any of it. *coughs*