Hey, Neo.
I know it's no use to talk to you, but what else is there to do these days?
So. I've been sitting here, for the most part, ever since you left, except for a few excursions into the Matrix. Every so often someone brings me a bowl of Tastee Wheat the single-celled protein that contains everything the body needs. So far, I am happy to report that no one has molested you. I like to think that m3t4lsqu1ds0l1d and I are very intimidating.
What else? ni0be and captn_m1fune are back in action (not literally. Yet.) The Agents have been angsting lately. *coughs* Ummm...Merv's still horny.
Things are pretty much the same around here, Neo. I hope you're doing all right and your ass doesn't hurt too much you've been able to find Smith and, um, "settle the score".
See, I could sit by the screen and watch the Matrix code to figure out how you were doing. But that would just depress me since I really don't feel like watching the equivalent of hot and steamy buttsex appear in bright green symbols.
I love you, Neo. If you ever want a kiss, or anything...just stop breathing for a bit.
So. I've been sitting here, for the most part, ever since you left, except for a few excursions into the Matrix. Every so often someone brings me a bowl of Tastee Wheat the single-celled protein that contains everything the body needs. So far, I am happy to report that no one has molested you. I like to think that m3t4lsqu1ds0l1d and I are very intimidating.
What else? ni0be and captn_m1fune are back in action (not literally. Yet.) The Agents have been angsting lately. *coughs* Ummm...Merv's still horny.
Things are pretty much the same around here, Neo. I hope you're doing all right and your ass doesn't hurt too much you've been able to find Smith and, um, "settle the score".
See, I could sit by the screen and watch the Matrix code to figure out how you were doing. But that would just depress me since I really don't feel like watching the equivalent of hot and steamy buttsex appear in bright green symbols.
I love you, Neo. If you ever want a kiss, or anything...just stop breathing for a bit.