Hmm.

[tr1n]

I have been considering my options.

1. Run away with my brother and become a devotee of Onanism.

2. Make myself a construct (like Smith's rain one, only not rainy, since rain is bad for leather and such) and relocate there permanently

3. Pull a Cypher and ask an Agent to reinsert me into the Matrix. Only without killing anyone. Mmmm, steak. and

Comments

[avatar_imp]

couldn't you program a type of leather that wasn't vulnerable to water?

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

trrrrinnnnnnnnnn

;____________;

must be strong ---- must fly my ship.....er, the Buttsex (yes, damn it, the ship is named buttsex....)

[tr1n]

*looks at you and breaks down*

I love you, Neo. Especially your, um, imaginative ship names. That takes horniness skill.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

are yoo taking me back? O-O

[tr1n]

I...I...

...promise to really not fuck anyone? Unless you let me do it too?

[operator_sparks]

6. Shag Sparks completely rotten.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

already rotten, fucker

back off

[operator_sparks]

*thumbs his nose at Neo*

Hey screwhead, you've done enough fucking for us all, it's about time you stepped down.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

stepped down from what?