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[ducklings]

Will you make up a job here with a salary and let other anons tell you if they'd take that job or not? Or how they would improve the job or pay rate.

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[anowyn]

APPLY NOW:
PERSONAL CLEANING ASSISTANT
Will pay in baked goods. Room and board included.
Must clean dishes and do cat litter, approx 3 hours a day.

[garua]

I'll take it.

[anowyn]

YAAY!

[garua]

You had me at "baked goods".

[anonymous]

I WANT TO FUCK SONIC IN HER PUSSY HOLE, AND EAT HER POO AND CUM ALL OVER HER BODY AND LAP IT UP WITH MY TONGUE MAKING HER CUM AND THEN DRINK HER SWEET NECTAR

[anowyn]

oh ok

[monotonousglory]

whoever this is has been doing it ALL OVER anon, in the past like 4-5 questions

[anowyn]

I know, I'm not sure if they're seriously obsessed or if they're trying to embarrass her or what D:

[anonymous]

prostitute: will pay in semen.

[anonymous]

Poop scooper. Job consists of picking up and bagging various poops, indoors and out, for 8 hours per day.

Pays $100k per year, great benefits, 2 weeks vacation.

[garua]

How many pets do you have? Scooping poop for 8 hours a day? Do I get to take breaks?

[anonymous]

Pretend it's for a pet-friendly park or something. Yes you get breaks.

[garua]

Then OK. I could use some fresh air.

[anonymous]

Life motivator
You are like a gym trainer but for all sorts of things, you just follow lazy people around screaming "DO YOUR HOMEWORK THEN THE DISHES THEN GO FOR A RUN!" and so forth.

$16/hr base rate, $25 weekend rate, casual basis, no sick days, if you call in sick you lose the cash. People ring your agency and either book you for their friend, themselves, their partners, children, whatever.

[anowyn]

I WOULD TAKE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS JOB. OMG.

[anowyn]

Oh my god if this was a real job I would love to do this

[enjoy_your_day]

I would not like this job.