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[ducklings]

Will you make up a job here with a salary and let other anons tell you if they'd take that job or not? Or how they would improve the job or pay rate.

Comments

[anonymous]

Life motivator
You are like a gym trainer but for all sorts of things, you just follow lazy people around screaming "DO YOUR HOMEWORK THEN THE DISHES THEN GO FOR A RUN!" and so forth.

$16/hr base rate, $25 weekend rate, casual basis, no sick days, if you call in sick you lose the cash. People ring your agency and either book you for their friend, themselves, their partners, children, whatever.

[anowyn]

I WOULD TAKE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS JOB. OMG.

[anowyn]

Oh my god if this was a real job I would love to do this

[enjoy_your_day]

I would not like this job.

[garua]

Me neither.

[enjoy_your_day]

I would like to hire someone to do it for me though

[garua]

I would too, but I'd fire them after 12 hours.

[i_am_famous]

Fuck yes

[x_quotethis_x]

I have wanted this job ever since I read a lollarious, similar description in a book.

[moshimishi]

of course