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[etymolology]

tell us embarrassing stories

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[anonymous]

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL

[dickfish]

I was sitting in our living room one day and I had taken off my pants because I was hot but I wasn't expecting either of my roommates back until later that night. All of a sudden I heard the door unlock and a voice and I had no idea who it was so instead of like wrapping myself up with a blanket or something I ran to the front hallway to greet my roommate while I held her body pillow over my lower half and announced that I wasn't wearing pants.

idk I am awkward

[anonymous]

5% of young adult male vervets will drink enough of tourists' alcohol leftovers to black out