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[etymolology]

tell us embarrassing stories

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[anonymous]

i drank a five hour energy before i did a presentation in class and because i was nervous too i sounded like i was crying and this guy asked me if i was okay when i sat back down. ugh it was awful.

[anonymous]

the animal planet is covering animals that get high on purpose lol

[anonymous]

they talked about the reindeer! lemurs mess with poisonous centipedes to get high of the cyanide and gorillas eat some sort of root to get drunk.

[neongray]

lol yes I definitely watched that.

[anonymous]

where's the friday night party post?

[anonymous]

of course

[anonymous]

i need to find a new dentist. my current one is awesome but they're so overbooked i can only make appointments like 3 months in advance and by the time my appointment comes up i've either forgotten about it or i have something that i can't avoid that day, like a huge project due in class or something. ugh so not working out.

[anonymous]

re: forgetting, don't they send out reminder calls/cards? or just use a calender like the rest of us.

[anonymous]

once i was really drunk and i was at my FWB house and i used his bathroom to puke. i was on my knees and i puked so hard i peed. i tried to clean it up but in vain. he noticed it was wet later in the night and blamed it on his kitten and rubbed the cats nose in it *BAD CATT* i felt so bad for kitty but i wasnt about to tell the truth

[anonymous]

why would you be with someone who rubs their pet's nose in stuff? it's so inhumane and it doesn't teach them anything. :(

[anonymous]

thats why he was my FWB. he was dumb with money/responsibility, was an alcoholic. it was cute that he got a kitten, he was so obsessed with it. but then he went and declawed it and did things like that.

[anonymous]

lol why do people do that to cats and dogs? the animals learn absolutely nothing from that kind of treatment