Adventures in IHOP.

[toxicjellybean]

IHOP is ghettofabulous. Went with my friends after a movie and ordered chicken. While I was eating my chicken, our waitress comes over to us and asks me how my food is. this is how the rest of the conversation went: (I'm calling her "Ruby" because she had that name tattooed on her arm lol.)

Ruby: How's your chicken?
Me: It's pretty good.
Ruby: How

Comments

[dolmadez]

koochy chicken sounds so damn funny. I love it.

[toxicjellybean]

Hehe, indeed!
It sounds funny but not *that* funny when you are actually in the middle of a nice dinner haha.
It's was really funny though, she got a huge tip from us.

[toxicjellybean]

Okay, cause last night, you didn't laugh too much and this is a damn funny story my friend.
Yeah, I'm very sorry, I got home really late and didn't think you would still be up...sorry about that.
I'm going to play volleyball tonight but when I get home, I'll give you a call...but please don't wait up, I'm a flake sometimes.
:)

[acid_burns]

ROFLMAO! OMG!

[toxicjellybean]

Haha...and it's a true story!
Can you believe that?
Glad you had a good laugh.
:D

[toxicjellybean]

It actually was awesome...in a crazy way haha.
:)

[duran2]

You eat vagina chicken?

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Do you know what the one Lesbian frog said to the other Lesbian frog?

"Hey... we really do taste like chicken!"

[toxicjellybean]

HAHAHA...vagina chicken was actually kinda tasty lmao!

LOL, that's awesome! You silly girl, you!
<3