Adventures in IHOP.
IHOP is ghettofabulous. Went with my friends after a movie and ordered chicken. While I was eating my chicken, our waitress comes over to us and asks me how my food is. this is how the rest of the conversation went: (I'm calling her "Ruby" because she had that name tattooed on her arm lol.)
Ruby: How's your chicken?
Me: It's pretty good.
Ruby: How about the bbq sauce?
Me: It's okay, not the best I've had but it's fine.
Ruby: Oh yeah? because I've had people complain about that bbq sauce a few times.
Us: What have they said about the bbq sauce?
Ruby: That is tastes like something.....
Me: Like what?
Ruby: KOOCHY!!!!
Me: What the hell?
Everyone: *laughing their asses off!*
Adam: Can I try that bbq sause?
Me: Yes, you can try MY bbq sauce hahaha!
Ruby: Enjoy your koochy chicken.
Me: *scrapes the bbq sauce off her chicken and loses her appetite* lol.
Everyone: *pointing and laughing at me and my chicken*
Me: *turns really red*
Me: *continues to eat her food*
Nabori: When Sarah hears us saying bbq, she won't have any idea. *Makes funny impression of our friend Sarah*
Me: *with a mouth full of vagina chicken* *laughing my ass off to the point where I am choking and I CAN'T breath, laughing and choking at the same time and trying to say "Koochy sauce"*
Everyone: Are you okay Karla?
Me: I just saw my whole life flashing by........damn you people!
My friends won't stop saying that I eat "vagina chicken", it's awesome to be mad fun of so much lol.
Outside in the parking lot, I walked over to my car and tried to use my key to open the door and the key wouldn't fit. I started to freak out and yelled for my friend Jenny. "Jenny, the key doesn't work, what the fuck? Help me!" Jenny said: "Karla, this isn't your car!"
This shit only happens to me haha.
Ruby: How's your chicken?
Me: It's pretty good.
Ruby: How about the bbq sauce?
Me: It's okay, not the best I've had but it's fine.
Ruby: Oh yeah? because I've had people complain about that bbq sauce a few times.
Us: What have they said about the bbq sauce?
Ruby: That is tastes like something.....
Me: Like what?
Ruby: KOOCHY!!!!
Me: What the hell?
Everyone: *laughing their asses off!*
Adam: Can I try that bbq sause?
Me: Yes, you can try MY bbq sauce hahaha!
Ruby: Enjoy your koochy chicken.
Me: *scrapes the bbq sauce off her chicken and loses her appetite* lol.
Everyone: *pointing and laughing at me and my chicken*
Me: *turns really red*
Me: *continues to eat her food*
Nabori: When Sarah hears us saying bbq, she won't have any idea. *Makes funny impression of our friend Sarah*
Me: *with a mouth full of vagina chicken* *laughing my ass off to the point where I am choking and I CAN'T breath, laughing and choking at the same time and trying to say "Koochy sauce"*
Everyone: Are you okay Karla?
Me: I just saw my whole life flashing by........damn you people!
My friends won't stop saying that I eat "vagina chicken", it's awesome to be mad fun of so much lol.
Outside in the parking lot, I walked over to my car and tried to use my key to open the door and the key wouldn't fit. I started to freak out and yelled for my friend Jenny. "Jenny, the key doesn't work, what the fuck? Help me!" Jenny said: "Karla, this isn't your car!"
This shit only happens to me haha.