Mystery Solved

[toxic_shadow]

Sleep apnea, collapsed palate, sinus issues, and RLS aside... I finally know why I can't fucking sleep.

Because 9 times out of 10 when I have to get up early (read: before 10 AM) for work, my brother's three alarm clocks go off at 6 AM but he doesn't fucking WAKE UP so they go off for half an hour until I wake up and go in the next room to shut

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[rikku_cheerio]

My sister has the same problem your brother does. Me, on the other hand, gets woken up by an ant crawling up a tree three blocks away.

[toxic_shadow]

Three blocks away? That's gotta be a record.

[rikku_cheerio]

Yes. Super sonic hearing.

[alina_cantha]

Ugh, my brother does that with his alarm clock too. Thank God he never actually, you know, sets it.

And WTF, what did Petrie do?

I hope you don't get too sick...and I hope it doesn't snow too much - this weather has got to stop teasing us. >

[toxic_shadow]

Petrie got clipped by a car or something and then someone shot his injured leg with a bebe gun.

Though my mother says she's not putting him down.

The weather can bite my shiny metal ass.

[golden_whisper]

I wish I could come and say good bye but I just have too much homework. I know that sounds like I don't care but I do. Tell Petrie I love him.
Sorry to hear about jack. I guess he used up his last life.

Who needs three alarms seriously your brother should learn to get up and/or put ear buds in his ears and attach the alarm to it, have the volume all the way up so that he hears it and you don't. XD

Feel better. hugs

[toxic_shadow]

That's okay. He's apparently not getting put down. And that's okay. I named the little orange kitten Little Jack. So he lives on.

*hugs* Thanks.

[druinsanity]

Iced mocha. What a great way to start the morning!

[toxic_shadow]

From my absolute favorite local coffee shop that's across the road from my store. I seriously can't tolerate Dunn Bros, Starbucks, or Caribou Coffee or anything like that. They all pale in comparison.