Umm...

[toxic_apiaceae]

My coworker was shredding documents with my shredder just now. And, as is typical of office equipment, it jammed up.

So, I started cleaning out the paper debris from the slot to see what had caused the jam.

It was a tooth.

It was a HUMAN TOOTH.

Somehow, a freakin' HUMAN TOOTH got mixed in with the papers to be shredded.

I ... have no words.

Comments

[toxic_apiaceae]

Y'know, I was so blinded by the fact that I was trying to get a human tooth out of a paper shredder that the creative aspect failed to register.

But you're right. It's very CSI.

[pelethetart]

My creative mind just went all over the place.

Starting with someone needs to school that idiot that a paper shredder is not equipped to shred human remains.

Only after that thought did EWWWWWWWWWWWW cross my mind.

How messed up is that?

[qualapec]

What...

...The fuck.

I mean....

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Are you sure it's real?

God, that's just...freaky. I almost think that somebody had to have intentionally put it in there. But how does that happen?

[qualapec]

Also. Sorry, but I couldn't help but mention the strangeness hear to my mom.

Her first reaction?

"Maybe it's like that woodchipper scene from Fargo?"

XD

[liliy]

Huh...haven't heard that one.

The better question is how does one go about not noticing their tooth is missing? XD

[moonlitxmelody]

I've a couple of questions here. 1. Did you check to see if it was a baby tooth? LOL and 2. If it was, who the heck's still losin' baby teeth? And if it wasn't a coworker, there's a demon child on the loose!

Oh yeah. And ewwwwww!