Hello, this is Gavin. I'm not in right now. You better leave a message at the beep or else... [dramatic pause] I won't call you back.

Don't think this is for kids...

Ok. I'm not sure who saw who or what today, but this afternoon I had a patient whose last name was awesome.

Literally.

Her last name was "Awsumb", pronounced awesome.

...

BEST DAY EVER.

Would you ever choose your name?

Sooo... man bags. Cool or dumb?

When're you supposed to grow up?

Budget cuts at the hospital soon.

Don't like football. Is that sacrilegious?