6 :: [Action/Voice] Body Swap Event - Squaludera

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[The first thing Squalo notes upon waking is the pain. That's odd. Why the hell does he feel like he’s been run over by a goddamn truck? The awareness of all his new aches is abruptly followed by a surge of panic when he opens his eyes and he realizes - oh, god - his hair is missing. Somebody has cut his hair! He is going to muurrrrder them.

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[rossovento]

[ The thing that wakes Gokudera up isn't just the yelling-- but the yelling in his voice.

What? ]

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[ ...yeah then he sees himself in the mirror and dives for the journal on the night stand ]

[ voice ]

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Goddammit! What the fuck did you do?! Fix it, you dumbass!

[ voice ]

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[Squalo blinks a moment at the sound of his voice coming through the journal. Things just got weirder and so. Much. Worse.]

What did I do? What the fuck did you do, you lousy little brraaat?!

[pfft_scumbag]

[Xanxus is beyond angry. Not only does he fail at destroying anything to try and make the anger subside a bit, there's also that little thing that changed him into a small, blonde girl.

When he screams it's a high pitched sound of a whiny kid not getting a lollipop instead of the threatening scream of an enraged Varia boss. And then there is this ridiculous hat. And a fucking skirt.]

Fucking scumbags! Open this door!

[Xanxus is standing in front of the door to house 15 now, kicking against the wood and really not pleased with the fact that the thing doesn't break in two like it should have. He takes a deep breath before he starts screaming...]

I will fucking kill you if you don't open it right NOW!

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[Who the hell is shrieking outside? Squalo certainly isn't going to open the door. Instead, he flops back on the bed. The pounding, however, isn't stopping and it's getting obnoxious, so he risks yelling once more.]

Hey! Noisy brat!

Shut the hell up and shove off.

[pfft_scumbag]

[What? Xanxus freezes and clenches his fists at the sound of that voice. It was already bad enough that he changed into this shitty girl but now those fucking Vongola scumbags started to get witty with him as well...

Instead of another high pitched scream, he lowers his voice (still annoyed with the squeaky outcome, though).]

Open the door you shitty scum!

[He slams his (way smaller) fists into the door all up to the point where the knuckles start to bleed.]

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[Oh for crying out loud! What was wrong with this kid? Her parents obviously did a shitty job of raising her. Squalo is starting to get a little pissed and decides the brat needs a proper telling off. Ignoring his broken bones he gets up and shuffles to the front door, opens it, and glares at the girl.]

Heeeey! I thought I told you to take a hike. Now scram before I boot you off the doorstep!

[cryology]

A highly inconvenient turn of events.

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That is an understatement.

[Looooks at your image in the journal.]

...Nice robe.

[cryology]

It was hardly my first choice. But it is... acceptable, at the very least.

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I guess.

You switched with an undertaker or do you mean all the rest of your clothes are in the laundry?

[sempre_ridere]

[ blink blink- is ... that Gokudera screaming voooii? he can't help but look surprised, caught off guard, & confused by this outburst, but quickly he erupts into laughter. ]

Hahaha! What are you doing acting like Squalo? That's a pretty good impression, though.
You're feeling better, then?

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[Squalo just glowers at that. This is not a good day.]

What impression, brat? And no, I feel like shiiit.

[stormpop]

[here he was, happily napping on the royal couch until the sound of someone who wasn't him bitching woke him. he doesn't pay much mind to the fact gokudera is emulating squalo right down to the letter (he always knew smoking bomb was a freak), just all but storms up to him slowly but surely and hisses a very sweet little--]

Shut up, please. ♥

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[If he had been feeling more like his normal self, Squalo most likely would have aimed a foot directly at Belphegor's face for his “polite request.” He still really wants to, actually, but the thing is, being trapped in the Bomb Brat’s gimped up body means he has mobility issues. If the other decided to fight back, he’d probably be screwed.

He hates this. So. Much.

Squalo shoots Belphegor a glare that promises evil things if he’s not left alone, and he growls out a response.]

Fuck off, Bel! I’m not in the mood.