I THINK YOU'VE CRACKED YOUR FUNNY BONE SANS (NYEH HEH HEH GEDDIT *BONE*)

Dec 20, 2016 13:15

Wow it's been a while since I've done one of these. TIME FLIES. I'm not sure how often I'll update these seeing as I work like 40-45+ every week, but hopefully it won't be another 6 month break like last time ha ha ha. WOO. ANYWAY UNDERTALE.


coming up are two of my favourite characters

which I'll probably say a lot throughout Undertale, because I love all of these idiots



WHY DIDN'T I CHECK OUT THAT OMNIOUS PILE OF SNOW THIS WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER





the music here is very quiet and creepy, and first time playing i was feeling very anxious, especially after just having a talk with my best friend flowey









you can inspect the stick and I think it basically tells you that it's too heavy to carry. I WAS OBVIOUSLY TOO IMPATIENT TO INVESTIGATE THOUGH











so many creepy trees



i genuinely thought i heard something here and TURNED BACK LIKE THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP ME

i mean its not like IVE PLAYED THE GAME BEFORE OR ANYTHING





well lets keep going









bit of a weird construct over a bridge but all right













aaaaa











*fart noise*

im serious this is what actually happens

(sans is great)



CLASSIC



this is sans theme!

sans is this massive prankster doofus. he will make bad puns constantly, except when I say bad puns I mean the best kind of puns. he has a deep sounding tone for his voice





LOL HUMANS
AM I RIGHT



why are skeletons always named after font







sans is also rubbish at his job(s)











Papyrus is a diamond, I would turn straight for papryus





UNDERTALE: EVERYTHING IS CONVENIENTLY AROUND WHEN YOU NEED IT! LEAVES, PILLARS AND NOW LAMPS!!!





why hide behind some rocks when you can hide behind a pefectly shaped lamp





Papyrus i imagine talks in this really high pitched wheedly type voice. Kind of like lemongrab but more shouty. Wait, let me see if I can find a fan dub which had the perfect headcanon Papyrus voice for me

I think this was it? It's basically Papyrus singing his own little song with sans butting in. Might have some minor spoilers in the song, i only listened to around 20seconds of it haha

either way, most of the youtube videos don't have toooo much differences in how they voice sans and papyrus. Sans sometimes sounds a bit like some sort of old 1960's gangsta though which doesn't fit how I see him, this sans version is kindaa how i hear him. Just a low voice that sounds like his trying to be stupid, but you know he's really just trying to wind you up. (WELL ITS WORKING SANS I HOPE YOURE HAPPY NOW  *yeah dead happy)





hahahaha MORE PUZZLES YES!!

I'm starting to think Undertale is some sort of puzzle-centric place







i love this

its so sans to say something ridiculously stupid but then also its NOT stupid because of course if Papyrus did look at the lamp he would realise OH MY GOODNESS THERE IS A HUMAN CHILD HIDING BEHIND IT but of course sans knows that Papyrus is not going to listen to him because it was a comment so out of nowhere and outright ridiculous



he's stamping his foot here, hopefully it should come through on the next few 'caps



FOCUS!!!











have i mentioned papyrus is basically a big dork



look at his stupid cape i mean i just love him







I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND PAPYRUS



i dont think friends do that man

if they do then I'VE BEEN MISSING OUT





sans is just forever holding back a laugh i swear

thanks for this BUDDY BTW





is that a euphamisim orrrrr







BADUM-TSH



>(







"im just trying to lion the mood"
....lion the mood"



i feel like papryus does this a lot











EHH EHH EHHH













i mean i really just love him

he pretends to hate sans' puns but he is just as bad









yeah thanks for telling him to CHECK THE LAMP TWICE









well thats fine, i like skeleton jokes

i like them a WHOLE TON ok sorry you did that one already











a sentry/hot-dog stand??

[very minor baby spoilerish]
really sans just likes to eat the sauces on their own. which just sounds super gross
















and then he disappears the other way



oh so i dont check the weird snowball at the beginning or the stick, but ILL CHECK A TREE, YEAH OK



This is the music that starts playing at this point. Snowy! I think it captures a snowy mountainscape pretty well. It's a carefree, crisp sounding tune that sounds a lot like snow falling.

[spoilers!]Here is the genocide version of snowy. I really quite like this version as well, it still captures the same feel, but its muffled and a little distorted. I like that it's slowed right down, it really captures the beginning of madness pretty well



SUCH CONVENIENCE~*



I don't know, this looks like a sign to me

SANS HAS NOTHING ON ME





undertale is all about the convenience



boxes are pretty great



image Click to view





you found the GLOVE!!

(just one??)





I have five fingers!

or wait, technically four. EITHER WAY, WE DON'T NEED THIS



i dont know why im laughing so much at "flutters forth"





snowdrakes are pretty great
like nearly every other enemy I've met so far



is this the best you can do as an opener snowdrake



SNOWDRAKE USED RAZOR LEAF



seriously I know this is meant to be some snow attack but







YOUR JOKES ARE AWFUL





wow that got personal real quick

don't start giving me the cold shoulder now





undertale: THERE IS AN ORDER TO THINGS

I really quite like this detail in undertale, it happens in a few boss battles.









ICE to meet you!!



Don't act like that was snow better than your puns



ah, hmmm

ok??



wow thats terrible

snowdrake you need to work on your material



image Click to view



AH HA HA HA HA HA



BLESS

you can do it snowdrake





That's all Snowdrakes want from you as well. THEY JUST WANT YOU TO LAUGH AT THEIR JOKES





moving on



ooo a fishing rod





of course





TINDER NOT YET AVAILABLE IN UNDERTALE



whaaat

but I want to get my flirt on with everyone



GOOD LUCK!



Your hat is bigger than your entire body ice cap

ALSO YOUR HEAD IS HUGE

how do they manage to walk without falling on their faces



so many teens in the mountains

is it a cool place to hang out

(GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE SNOWDRAKE)





RUDE



ewwwwww



GIVE ME YOUR HAT





i wonder if you can actually steal their hats, i will have to try this out





ah hmmm

like a muzzle for your nose or like...? a mini hat perched on the top of your nose?

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

though now I've googled nose hats and wow i didn't know this was a thing that existed





PFF HAT WHAT HAT, I DONT CARE





LOOK AT ME >(









ice caps are little shits, even when you do the "good" option of complimenting them, they just get all stuck up about it. It's only when you ignore them that you can actually spare them

THIS IS WHY I WANNA STEAL YOUR HAT ICE CAP







YEAH SURE YOU DONT





BYE YOUR HAT SUCKS
give it to me





THESE TWO TROUBLE MAKERS AGAIN

I also forgot to post their music earlier, though I should say it's really more Papyrus' theme than anything else. Nyeh heh heh! It's pretty goofy.



undyne is also really great, we'll see her later



[!]







contrary to what these screenshot suggest, I think the two of them were looking either at each other and then would look at me and then look back again, I CANT REMEMBER THOUGH

I don't think it was just Papyrus staring at Sans for a period of time hahaha





there we go







?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! IS IT????





BUT DOES IT RECOMMEND BEING PUSHED?

























POPULAR! YOU'RE GONNA BE POPU-U-LAR!
I'LL TEACH YOU THE PROPER POISE
WHEN YOU TALK TO BOYS
LITTLE WAYS TO FLIRT AND FLOUNCE



s
orry



blah blah gandalf gif



!!!!



!!!!!!



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THEN!!! ????



GOOD THINGS IM SURE



its probably not important











sure you will sans



what I love here is that Papyrus - who's goal is to capture a human to get himself essentially promoted and have friends - when he first sees you, instead of y'know actually CAPTURING YOU he just goes off on some excited monologue and runs away to prepare his traps. hes like the mastermind goofy villian that no one ever takes seriously



WHATS THIS





hahahahahahahahahahhahaha











oh papyrus

it looks like you made this out of cardboard





YOU OBSERVE THE WELL CRAFTED SENTRY STATION

WHO COULD HAVE BUILT THIS, YOU PONDER

we will find out next time, as my pictures are getting harder and harder to put on without crashing. WOOHOO!

spoilers: Papyrus didn't make this sentry station

screencaps, snowdrakes are cool, papyrus is my boyfriend, undertale, screencap adventures, undertale-caps

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