12:00amMatt ( Read more... )

"Down south, cooterbutt puddin' is a delicacy!!!" -- me

"And thenz I be rippin yo hurr off ya hed, and be sexin it up in Paris, while you all cryin back hurr cause you ain't got no hurr on yo hedz!!!
Then me an yo hurr be makin babiez and I put dem hurr babiez on my kittayyy, and we be havin a mofuckin tea party wif dem shitz!!
And not NOBODY you know kin do SHEEIT bout it!!" -- me

Adam: shit, wanna hang out later this week ( Read more... )

Pound control to major bum ( Read more... )

"Kinski sometimes seriously believed that I was mad. This isn't true of course. I am quite sane - clinically sane - so to speak. Nevertheless, he might have been referring to something in particular....One day I seriously planned to firebomb him in his house. This was prevented only by the vigilance of his Alsatian shepherd." -- director Werner ( Read more... )

I just wanted to give a shout out to all my peeps who have been makin' my celly blow up, like whoa. I feel so thankful to have such wonderful friends who make me feel like they really enjoy my company, and they want to include me in whatever fun times they may have planned. Such a simple thing. Friends calling friends. Hanging out. Having nice ( Read more... )

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Which song title is more awesomely ridiculous? (This is stuff I recently downloaded)

"Bursting With Tears, I Commit To Destroying You" by The Timeout Drawer (no, it's not an emo band...)

or

"I'm a Pretzel On a Stealth Mission To Kill the President" by 1-Speed Bike

You decide, because I can't.

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