Comments | torapines: I love this part

torapines

I love this part

Jan 30, 2009 16:04

Tell me a great corny joke. Nothing dirty. Something your grandparents would tell you or would find funny. Not like the jokes MY grandfather would tell me, which would end in everyone laughing and my Grampa putting his head in his hands and muttering, “I’m corrupting my granddaughter.”

family, funny

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disenchant January 30 2009, 21:37:41 UTC

What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice Belt."

*LOL*!!!!!!!!!!!! torapines January 30 2009, 21:45:32 UTC

And I can honestly say I've never heard that one.

Keep 'em coming!!

Re: *LOL*!!!!!!!!!!!! disenchant January 30 2009, 21:58:27 UTC

I just saw that one on the internet today. I LOLed too!

kookamess January 30 2009, 22:31:54 UTC

Why does a duck have flat feet?
From stamping out forest fires.

LATER

Why does an elephant have flat feet?
From stamping out burning ducks.

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "How do we drive this thing."

disenchant January 30 2009, 22:51:10 UTC

Kookamess is inspiring!

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't! You get down off a duck!

twench January 30 2009, 23:03:03 UTC

What goes "HA HA HA PLOP PLOP PLOP"

A three headed monster laughing its heads off.

carrieb January 31 2009, 02:09:16 UTC

I don't think my grandmother has ever told me a joke, so I'm flummoxed.