I love this part
Tell me a great corny joke. Nothing dirty. Something your grandparents would tell you or would find funny. Not like the jokes MY grandfather would tell me, which would end in everyone laughing and my Grampa putting his head in his hands and muttering, “I’m corrupting my granddaughter.”
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an amish drive-by shooting.
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what do you call a frenchman who redecorates his kitchen with a grenade?
linoleum blownapart.
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Elvis Parsley.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Why is the little droplet of ink so sad?
Because his dad is in the pen, and he doesn't know how long the sentence will be.
How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What do you call three rabbits jumping backward?
A receding hare line.
What must one do to become a mattress maker?
Go through spring training.
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway.
Did you hear about the man who had the entire left side of his body removed?
It was a tricky operation, but he's all right now.
...I got a million of 'em.
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