The plan has changed ( Read more... )

*walks up behind him with a lead pipe and puts him in a choke hold ( Read more... )

I am starting a religion based on this qoute that i came up with earlier

"All you need in life is a pack of smokes and some loud music."

Does anyone have suggestions for a name?

I'm bored someone call me

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
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I'm pretty sure i almost died last night. I had a fever for a long time and it got to the point that everything got really blurry and i knew people were talking but i couldnt understand them. It was like an intense high but nothing was funny. luckily my mom was sitting next to me and noticed something was wrong so she took my temperature and ( Read more... )

I went to see Alyssa today while she was babysitting. Andrew punched me in the nutts a couple times and charlie was kind of annoying but other then that it was fun. We ended up watching corpse bride and alyssa gave me a book to read ( Read more... )

"Its been a while but i can still remember just the way you taste."

So i didnt go to the dream cruise today because i woke up sick. when my mom came in and asked my why i wasnt up i told her i was sick. 3 hours later she came back in and used the opportunity to talk to me about under age drinking. "when i was your age and i woke up on a Saturday morning not feeling good i would tell my mother i was sick too. ( Read more... )

that last entry would be a good opening to a book