2nd Tooth Lost - Phone/Action

[toothsnort]

[Phone]

So does crazy shit like what happened with the zombies a couple of weeks ago happen here all the time? I mean, I guess I'm used to weirdness and being weird and all that, but zombies are kind of cranking it up a notch, you know?

Also, is there anyway to get rid of the people in my house? They're creeping the piss out of me! I'm pretty

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[toothsnort]

O-oh...

[Wow that's a bit...harsh.]

I guess I'll....I'll keep that in mind.

Thank you?

[toothsnort]

Maybe.

I still think....murder is kind of a bit much for a first resort.

Action - Tavern

[klavierkavalier]

[Austria takes beer seriously. Though these American concoctions are hardly what he would choose given options, he'll settle.

He will not, however, settle for beer spilled all over the front of his jacket. So when that happens as a product of a beer being more or less flung at him, have fun meeting the death stare Austria is giving you.]

... I trust you will pay for my garments to be cleaned.

[All the barely contained rage!]

[toothsnort]

[Rittz winces a bit at the man's glare, his hands clasping together as he tries to avoid the angry nation's stare.]

Gee man, I'm sorry. Yeah. I mean, just give me your address and all that and when I get my paycheck I can send it to the dry cleaners.

Uh. They have a drycleaners here, right?

[klavierkavalier]

[At least he has some sense.]

I do not know what a 'drycleaners' is, much less whether there is one in this town.

[toothsnort]

Oh. Well, it's where you take clothes to get cleaned.

Nice clothes, at least. They kinda got annoyed when I wanted my blue jeans dry-cleaned once.

[ phone ]

[dutying]

If all you have seen so far are the zombies, you haven't seen anything yet. I've heard tales about this place that are much more strange or dangerous than a zombie apocalypse kind of scenario.

And.. sorry, but calling the police here won't help anything against that.

[ phone ]

[toothsnort]

Seriously? How much worse can this place get? I mean I dunno, zombies seem like kind of a big thing. You sure they aren't yanking your chain?

Yeah, I kinda figured it wouldn't....

[ phone ]

[dutying]

I'm pretty sure they're telling the truth, considering I have no idea why they would lie about something like that and they were pretty detailed.

... No, I would actually be more surprised if they would be able to think up things that disturbing just to scare me.

[ phone ]

[toothsnort]

Oh.

[Well, that kind of sucks to hear, he has to admit.]

Well, I guess that makes sense then. But jeez. How long can this place keep it up? I mean, it's gotta run out of fuel eventually.

tavern

[forever_cheery]

[Aurora wanders in, and since there's no drone behind the bar tonight, she won't be kicked out or given a hard time for being a woman. She looks around curiously, not sure what this place is. So, she approaches the bar.]

Hi there! Um... What is this place?

tavern

[toothsnort]

Oh hey!

[Rittz knew the drones had been keeping women out of the building, though he still didn't have any clear idea why. He himself would be damned if he did that, if just on the basic principle of how creepy-ass he found the drones.]

What, here? It's a tavern. Which is a kind of a bar. I'm not....really sure how it's different from a regular bar, but there you are.

[forever_cheery]

Oh, I see! Bars server alcohol. I remember that. They wouldn't let me in the other day, though; the man behind the counter kept telling me this was no place for women. Why?

[toothsnort]

Yeah! Don't feel bad about it, I forgot it once too.

I....don't really know? Like, I think they're just kinda creepy jerks, I guess.

You want a drink?

phone;

[secretgod]

Well, too bad. You're stuck with them.

phone;

[toothsnort]

Damn.

Well, is there a way to reset them or something? Or get them to at least stop calling me dad?

phone;

[secretgod]

You could probably lock them in the closet or kill them, but I heard that you might get brainwashed for that.

phone;

[toothsnort]

Well, I mean...I just want to get rid of them. I don't wanna hurt them or shove them someplace.