2nd Tooth Lost - Phone/Action
[Phone]
So does crazy shit like what happened with the zombies a couple of weeks ago happen here all the time? I mean, I guess I'm used to weirdness and being weird and all that, but zombies are kind of cranking it up a notch, you know?
Also, is there anyway to get rid of the people in my house? They're creeping the piss out of me! I'm pretty sure I didn't get married. Like 80% sure! Like, can't I call the cops and have them get rid of them, or do I need to find some way else?
Action - Park
[If you're in the park today, you might notice Rittz out there himself. He's carrying a wooden baseball bat he found in one of his drone kids rooms in one hand and, in the other, he has a frog he managed to catch down by the pond. Really, he'll take any excuse to get out of the house at this point considering how damn creepy he finds the drones, and hey. He could always use the practice.
And so, putting the bat down, Rittz calmly starts to strip down to his boxer shorts, clearly not self-conscious or bothered by the act at all. Really, people did it all the time in public for Boxer Hockey practice. It's part of the game, after all: no clothing except your boxer shorts. So he doesn't really see a reason to think this might bother other people.
If he manages to get them off undisturbed, Rittz takes the bat back up and puts the frog back down before, in one short moment, swinging the bat down and hitting the frog. That was another part of the game. The balls used for it were actually frogs.
Or more accurately, they were genetically engineered frogs with incredibly tough, plastic like skin. Which kept them from getting hurt or killed. Needless to say, simply hitting a normal frog with his bat has a much more violent effect. Rittz blinks for a moment before looking at the bloody pulp smeared on his bat, hissing a little in surprise and empathy.]
Oh....right.....
Action - Olney's Tavern
[Hey Mayfield, meet your new bartender! He's happy, easily excitable, and never really had a job before aside from being an international superstar in the most popular sport in the world he's from.
But there is one thing he knows about bartending, and that's that when someone orders a drink, you slide them that glass across the counter. So head's up, patrons. If you're ordering a drink from the little dunce, good chances are he's going to try and fling it across the counter top like he's seen on TV. Good luck catching it.]
So does crazy shit like what happened with the zombies a couple of weeks ago happen here all the time? I mean, I guess I'm used to weirdness and being weird and all that, but zombies are kind of cranking it up a notch, you know?
Also, is there anyway to get rid of the people in my house? They're creeping the piss out of me! I'm pretty sure I didn't get married. Like 80% sure! Like, can't I call the cops and have them get rid of them, or do I need to find some way else?
Action - Park
[If you're in the park today, you might notice Rittz out there himself. He's carrying a wooden baseball bat he found in one of his drone kids rooms in one hand and, in the other, he has a frog he managed to catch down by the pond. Really, he'll take any excuse to get out of the house at this point considering how damn creepy he finds the drones, and hey. He could always use the practice.
And so, putting the bat down, Rittz calmly starts to strip down to his boxer shorts, clearly not self-conscious or bothered by the act at all. Really, people did it all the time in public for Boxer Hockey practice. It's part of the game, after all: no clothing except your boxer shorts. So he doesn't really see a reason to think this might bother other people.
If he manages to get them off undisturbed, Rittz takes the bat back up and puts the frog back down before, in one short moment, swinging the bat down and hitting the frog. That was another part of the game. The balls used for it were actually frogs.
Or more accurately, they were genetically engineered frogs with incredibly tough, plastic like skin. Which kept them from getting hurt or killed. Needless to say, simply hitting a normal frog with his bat has a much more violent effect. Rittz blinks for a moment before looking at the bloody pulp smeared on his bat, hissing a little in surprise and empathy.]
Oh....right.....
Action - Olney's Tavern
[Hey Mayfield, meet your new bartender! He's happy, easily excitable, and never really had a job before aside from being an international superstar in the most popular sport in the world he's from.
But there is one thing he knows about bartending, and that's that when someone orders a drink, you slide them that glass across the counter. So head's up, patrons. If you're ordering a drink from the little dunce, good chances are he's going to try and fling it across the counter top like he's seen on TV. Good luck catching it.]