I got tired of being girlinstilettos, so here's my new and improved LJ.

It's also Friends Only (of course), because I'm shy.


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• Thu, 21:55: Watching gymnastics and drinking beer. these women have some mighty fine legs!
• Fri, 05:51: At the bar working through all the mass effect feels. Liara, I will miss your big blue tits. Farewell cruel galaxy.

• Fri, 06:18: Happy Valentines Day. Blowin' blunts and drinking car bombs like the sexy single betch I am.

• Tue, 07:06: RT @ LexiSindel: http://t.co/hlxnRtF4

• Tue, 04:20: @ TacoBell Your Cantina bowl fucking sucked. #neverforget
• Tue, 05:23: Listen to The xx's new album 'Coexist'. #coexist http://t.co/OOR1XFmX

• Sat, 07:05: Fuck my life right now.

• Thu, 13:42: I'm 25. I don't need anyone to be my parent or tell me what to do. I have enough intelligence to figure shit out for myself thankyouverymuch
• Thu, 15:25: RT @ TheOnion: Prince Charles Thinks Boys Are Finally Old Enough To Hear What Happened To Their Mother http://t.co/49BmnV2w

• Fri, 01:35: I've been up for 16 hours. #hallucinations

• Tue, 02:39: @ dgiehl Thanks for the shitty instagram of me. Btw, your account is hacked. http://t.co/THiSv4lS
• Tue, 02:49: RT @ chelseahandler: Its monday and after bathing myself in belvedere, I am fresh as a daisy.

• Thu, 21:45: So glad I'm spending the one day I get off at 3 pm dicking around with wells fargo. Also been at work since 6 am. Burn it down? Tempting.