i've decided to start writing down Tony Huver's drunken voicemails. These are the latest two from the other night when he was partying in Grand Rapids with some friends of his ( Read more... )

Police Academy starts today. i am scared pretty shitless right now.

i wish my personality allowed me not to care and get so nervous about new situations, but here i am. i just need to take this one day at a time.

i trimmed my fingernails yesterday and now i can't pick my nose.

i was talking to Joe today on the way to the LRC and i realized that it is starting to really sink in. i am not a happy Jordan right now. Tomorrow is my last day of college classes EVER. Well, i suppose i shouldn't say "ever", i may some day decide to be ambitious and go for a Masters or something. The point is, life as i know it is over ( Read more... )

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST ( Read more... )

i came down to my parents' place last night. It was kind of a last minute decision to come down. i was thinking i would stay in Marquette for the weekend, but since all my roommates were leaving (Joe and Screech on a rugby trip, and Brown going home) i decided i didn't want to sit around my house alone all weekend. i know i probably would have ( Read more... )

i think my stitches are starting to pull out, and that hurts.
Good thing i'm getting them taken out tomorrow anyways.

Well, i guess i got the shit beat out of me on Saturday night after bar close. From what i was told, a couple guys walked up to Joe and i and just started pounding on us. i don't remember any of it because i got a concussion. Joe doesn't remember it because, well, Joe gets really drunk from time to time. i remember walking out of the bar at bar ( Read more... )

Well, i finally passed that stupid fucking physical agility test.

And i got a new user pick. Doesn't it make me look like an alcoholic?

i started taking Xenadrine today. We'll see how it works. i took the first dose at 8am this morning and i was wired by the time i got out of the shower. It's now around 10 and the shaky, nervousness has worn off, but i still feel a little amped up. Hopefully this will give my workouts a little kick in the ass. Keep your fingers crossed.