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[too_ugly]

Public Service Announcement:

I am not overweight. This woman is.

Peacocks are not (completely) blue.

Peacocks are regal.

Peacocks are beautiful.

I am beautiful.

Return my left shoe or die an ugly death.

That is all.

Comments

[vivememorleti]

She's not going to be very happy about this.

[too_ugly]

She is the cause of this.

[vivememorleti]

I wouldn't doubt that she is, but that's hardly the point.

It's not a wise idea to pick a fight with a woman like that.

he says pffffffft!

[too_ugly]

Not concerned about her at all.

[pinkenthusiasm]

Peacocks are too blue!

[too_ugly]

Not completely!

[pinkenthusiasm]

It's not completely blue!!! There's pink and yellow and red and green!!!

[too_ugly]

Get a picture of one before you color it next time.

[so_very_greedy]

She doesn't look heavy.

[too_ugly]

Whose side are you on?

[so_very_greedy]

Is there a side? I'm just making a correction.

[too_ugly]

There is a side. My side. Take it.

1/2

[cat_scratched]

Fat, am I?

[cat_scratched]

I'll just prove to you otherwise, Yumichika.

[too_ugly]

Don't park your wide hips on my figure, Yoruichi.

1/2

[cat_scratched]

A bit too late to be making requests.

[concept_killer]

Nice knowing you.

[too_ugly]

Unpleasant knowing you.

[concept_killer]

Everyone knows you don't call a woman overweight.

[too_ugly]

Sex does not matter. Slander is slander.