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[too_ugly]

Public Service Announcement:

I am not overweight. This woman is.

Peacocks are not (completely) blue.

Peacocks are regal.

Peacocks are beautiful.

I am beautiful.

Return my left shoe or die an ugly death.

That is all.

Comments

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[cat_scratched]

Fat, am I?

[cat_scratched]

I'll just prove to you otherwise, Yumichika.

[too_ugly]

Don't park your wide hips on my figure, Yoruichi.

1/2

[cat_scratched]

A bit too late to be making requests.

[cat_scratched]

Though if you beg nicely, I won't pluck all your feathers.

[too_ugly]

Beg? Never. Choke on a feather and die, cat wench.

Getting riled? Yoruichi shouldn't dish out slander and libel she can't take. ♥

[cat_scratched]

You wouldn't even get me winded... Come back in another hundred years, boy.

[too_ugly]

You won't be dead by then? Just my luck.

[cat_scratched]

Of course not. The cat always comes back... You, on the other hand, have a few hours at most left.

[too_ugly]

Yes, yes, yes. Whatever you say.

[cat_scratched]

A picture, Yumichika. You drew your own conclusions.

[too_ugly]

Come now, "Boobies." Who else would tell Yachiru to construct a picture of a fat peacock?

And furthermore, who else do you know is associated with one?

[cat_scratched]

Simply testing her art skills.

The dragon could have been a fluke.

[too_ugly]

Mhm.