How I grossed my dad out twice in five minutes.

[i_stalk_piccolo]

I woke up with cramps of death and went right to the bathroom to let out the gushes of blood and the slimy, nasty poop that usually comes with my period starting. The smell was vile since the stupid weather is making it a million degrees before 10:00am PST. The bathroom faces south and has a frosted window. Since I was seated on the pot shitting

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[fallconsmate]

and where would you like your internets delivered? *giggling*

[i_stalk_piccolo]

Probably to the toilet with a bottle of ibuprofen on the counter. *SNERK*

hehe.. one more reaon to consider cups or washables?

[capybyra]

Perioding on dad, even indirectly- priceless TMI Lemon baked shit is a category now.